Drying Up?

orchidee



Noooo, not a poem about the weather

If it turns sunny

Aww, let's not say it:

'Summer this year was two days in June!'

(Or other Summer month)

 

Not a poem either about drying the dishes

Though I chain KP to the sink

Well, she put a ball and chain on me

When we married - and threw away the key!

She's planning to do a book on her life history (true)

It'll be in the 'Horror' section in libraries

 

Apparently she accepted to do this

With F-ing and B-ing

'F-ing great!' she said

And of course, with a pic of her

Living up to her motto:

'Me, me, me, now and always

And trample over everyone else!'

 

That's why I have to keep her in line

And be horrible to her regularly. lol

Saying things like:

'You're looking more old-trout-like these days, my dear!'

 

What IS this poem about? Asks Fido

Stop waffling, man!

 

Well, I've dried up a bit on poems

The hymn-type ones

Even with a reserve of some older poems

Unless I sort out some more old notebooks

Though you say: Hooray, Orchi's not gonna sing!

I probably will again soon. heehee

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  • Author: orchidee (Online Online)
  • Published: July 20th, 2024 01:29
  • Comment from author about the poem: A bit of waffling!
  • Category: Humor
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