Little Miss Muffet could no longer bluff it
She was lonely and horney they say.
Along came Spider Man
And a romance began
They got hitched that following May.
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But Spider Man, could not understand
How the Mrs. got in a 'family way'??
It could never be, HIS kid you see.
Cuz he had a 'vasectomy'!
Packed his webs, and split that same day~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: July 21st, 2024 08:35
- Comment from author about the poem: A 'Parody of nursery rhyme > Little Miss Muffet Original : Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Eating her kerds and whey Along came a spider Sat down beside her And frightened Miss Muffet away~
- Category: Humor
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Comments4
There not always a 100% unsuccessful rate.
Thank you 2781
for stoppin' by today! 🍵
Yup there not 100%
BUT, he skipped
Town anyway! 🕷️ 🕸️
Tough break for
that chick I'd
have to say! 😢
I agree.
Ah that's a shame - there could have been a whole new movie franchise on the whey there......
Howdy Dave! 👋 🍵 🐶
Not now they say, 😞
no whey Jose.... 😭
Thanks my friend
y'all have a great day! ☺️
Best regards ✌️. Thad
🕷️🕸️ 😳
Very good fun write Thad.
Andy
Howdy Andy!! 👋 🍵
Thank you!! 👍
Keep a smiling!!😁
Best regards 🕷️ 🕸️
Thad
A most fun read. He should have had a check of the DNA.
Howdy Soren!! *cup*
Thank you my friend!
He woulda got a DNA I bet,
but they weren't invented,
back then yet!?
Y'all have a grrrrr8 day!
Best regards peace, Thad
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