Once upon a time there lived a nerd named Stan.
A kinda goofy and awkward type of man.
Spotted a 'wishing-well' one sunny day.
He hurried over to it, yup without delay.
He always wanted muscles and to be trim.
But he'd never exercise, nor would join a Gym?
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Always a looking for an easy way out.
That's how, his worst nightmare came about!
Stan pulled out a dime then flipped it in.
I got it made, he thought with a grin.
I'll get the bod women long for finally!
They'd be waitin' in line, for a date with me.
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The way Stan worded his wish 'twas not too slick.
Got what he'd wish for, BUT now Stan's a chick!
The moral of this fable, far as I can tell:
Be careful what you wish for or;
your life could be a living Hell~
~~~~ THE END ~~~~
- Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) ( Offline)
- Published: July 28th, 2024 11:11
- Comment from author about the poem: My version of an old fable....
- Category: Fable
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Comments4
I will now be very careful what I wish for Thad...
good one my friend.
Howdy my friend!! π π΅
Eye've ποΈ been very
careful 'bout who I
date as of late mate! π
Best regards βοΈ Thad
Wot happened here, Thad is perfectly simple: The well was supplied by a very dodgy garden furniture supplier who utilized an early unsophisticated AI, as yet unable to interpret the subtleties of the English languageβ¦ Should be a warning to any wishing well devotee (those polystyrene bricks aint going to last, eitherβ¦.)
Up to your usual standard.
Thank you Dave! π΅
For your masterful
explanation and warning
on the wishing well situation!
Mucho appreciated! π
Best regards βοΈ Thad
True words Thad, be care for what you wish.
Good fun write.
Andy
Howdy Andy! π π΅
Thank you, π
Yup you gotta be
careful what you
wish for! π±
Best regards βοΈ Thad
A most fun read and well paced for the final hook.
Thank you Soren! π€ π΅
Always great
Hearing from ya!
Y'all have a grrrrr8 day! π
Best regards βοΈ Thad
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