~> A Troglodyte Named Zog!

Thad Wilk

Look, Zog discovered a new trick! 

That four eyed nerd is pretty slick.

He no use hands cooks with a stick.

Me always thought he was a dick.

Very creative little prick.

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Got my attention that's for sure.

Burnt hands we'll no longer endure.

This invention will be the cure.

We'll patent this to reinsure,

amputations will be obscure.

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This 'brainstorm' will be in demand.

We will take credit understand.

Bet it's worth about fifty-grand!

They'll throw a party big brass band.

We'll be icons known cross the land.

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'Nother idea Zog had sounds good;

talked about a wheel, made of wood~

 

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  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 31st, 2024 08:37
  • Comment from author about the poem: A bit of caveman humor...
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 17
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  • sorenbarrett

    Try try again and so technology got its start. Fun read

    • Thad Wilk

      Thanks my friend!! 🍵
      Glad you enjoyed my
      bit of caveman humor!!😀
      Keep a smiling!
      Best regards ✌️ Thad

    • Doggerel Dave

      G’day Thad. ‘Trouble was his glasses set him back too early. Without them glasses he woulda seen two ends to the stick and we woulda got a fork earlier and his competitors woulda only patented a stick….Shows new technology aint always wot it’s cracked up to be…..

      • Thad Wilk

        Haaa, you notice those
        glasses he was wearing, 🤓
        I didn't notice that til you
        mentioned it!¿ 😳
        And I had MY glasses on! 😎
        Best regards ✌️ Thad

      • Goldfinch60

        New things are always coming in our lives Thad.

        Andy

        • Thad Wilk

          Hii ya Andy! 🍵
          Yup, everyday it seems
          more new things
          are coming into our lives. 😁
          Hard for me to keep up! Lol!: 🤣
          Best regards ✌️ Thad



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