A trout tale....

orchidee



Now here's a naughty thing...

In my marriage to KP - they are true things

Well, some of them!

 

She was gonna buy herself a mansion

But now she's very naughty

Not turning up in court

And missing it more than once

She's 46, so reports say

 

Oh yeah?! That's like saying

I will stop adding water to whisky!

Pull the other leg......

It's the botox, you see

Makes her look younger

Like a younger trout, that is

She's age 146 really!

 

Why this incessant putting KP down?

Fido asks me

Well, I gotta do it - 

Or she gets too big for her boots

(I never knew trouts wore boots! heehee)

 

Oh well, it's more publicity for her

Whether she attends court or not

Another page in her book entitled:

'Me, me, me, now and forever'

 

I gotta lay down and recover for a week now

Why? Well, I saw a pic of her in the papers

I might never recover completely from that! lol

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 1st, 2024 02:03
  • Comment from author about the poem: A partly true tale! Browse the video if you've not time to see it all.
  • Category: Humor
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Comments5

  • orchidee

    Nope, it's not a hymn-poem!

    • Doggerel Dave

      You sure? 'Bit of a disappointment there - I thought that the Prodigal Son was coming home having nicked all the loaves and fishes (they were trouts) which had buggered up a big story in a very old book and which you were trying gamely to fill in with another improbable tale...or something...🙃

      • orchidee

        Yes lol - not a hymn. Well, one can sing this if one wants to!

        • Doggerel Dave

          What sing it into yer Good Book?

          • orchidee

            I doubt you'll find it in me 'hymn-book'. lol.

          • Neville



            I have long thought she was too big for her boobs .. I doubt she will go down tho ..

            • orchidee

              Thanks N. Yes, she's prone to falling over - top heavy! lol.

            • sorenbarrett

              You keep this up you are going to have to post that picture. A fun read my friend

              • orchidee

                Thanks SB. lol.

              • Goldfinch60

                Yes she has been caught out again, if you were a true gentleman though Orchi you should take her to the court as a matter of honour. LOL

                Andy

                • orchidee

                  Thanks Gold. Yes lol. They never seem to keep her there though. They send her home to me. I never get any peace! lol. Age 46, my foot! lol.

                • Tom Dylan

                  A fun read for a Friday. 🙂

                  • orchidee

                    Thanks Tom.



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