Got him half price the little punk.
Later found out he was a drunk.
Thinks getting drunk is pretty neat.
Rather'd drink beer than tweet, tweet, tweet?
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I can't put down one can of beer.
I turn around 'twill disappear.
My alcoholic parrot Pete.
Rather'd drink beer than tweet, tweet, tweet.
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I brought him once to the AA,
the nurdy bird just flew away.
Found him in a bar down the street.
Rather'd drink beer than tweet, tweet, tweet.
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Mooching free beers become his skill.
He's hooked, won't quit and never will.
Annoying but, sometimes sweet.
Rather'd drink beer than tweet, tweet, tweet~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: August 4th, 2024 13:44
- Comment from author about the poem: Pete's starts RE-HAB this Monday!
- Category: Humor
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Comments3
My friend had a Doberman that would only drink beer. It was the most mellow Doberman ever seen. A fun read
Hii ya Soren! 🍺
Thanks for visiting my friend! 😄
Keep smiling!😁
Best regards ✌️ Thad
That be no parrot as far as I can see, Thad. That be a Sulphur-Crested-Cockatoo-slightly-the-worse-for-wear.
IF my identification is correct, then best advice is to keep him supplied, otherwise he might take to chewing your woodwork. Go Aussi go….
Howdy Dave! 👋 🐶
I know he ain't a parrot
BUT he thinks he is¿¿ 🤔
I don't have the heart
to tell him.. 🤣 🍺🍺🍺
Best regards 🍻 ✌️ Thad
Safer that way then - cockatoos are real delinquents:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlL0oeXAE4g
Great fun write Thad.
Andy
Howdy Andy!! 😁👋
Thank you my friend! 👍
Y'all have a grrrrr8 day!!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
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