He turned the key and unlocked the front door,
To his surprise he saw this alien?
This same thing had happened to him before.
Welcome, said the "redneck" Australian!
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They had come from many light years away.
Said their topsoil's inadequate to seed.
And they asked would he help them in some way.
It was 'a ruse', they just wanted his weed!
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He brought out a 'blunt' just rolled from his crop.
Those Martians were desperate to get high!
One hit and those nerds they just could not stop.
Laced with 'arsenic', they dropped like a fly!
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Sydney's redneck weed growers are pretty slick.
Those bong heads from Mars, fell for the same trick~
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Comments6
A fun read that left me smiling. Loved it
Howdy guy!! 👋🤠 👽
Thanks for stoppin' by!!
Keep a smiling
my friend!! 😅
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Awesome!
Howdy Eugene!! 👋 🍵 👽 👽
Thank you for your
AWESOME commento bro! 👍
Y'all have a grrrrr8 day!!
Best regards ✌️. Thad
Between the red necks and the Sydney sleaze bags who can you trust?
Thank you my friend
for stopping by my way! 👽
Appreciate your visit
y'all have a great day! 👍
Best regards ✌️ Thad
This is the way myths and legends get built.
Theys weren’t no aliens theys were big blowies (blowflies) come in from the bush to experience the big smoke… Smoked ‘em out we did:
https://www.flick.com.au/sydney-pest-control/
“one flick and they’re gone”
As for “Sydney's redneck weed growers” – cut it out will yer – You’ll blow me cover….
Howdy Dave!! 👋 🐶
Big blowies ( blowflies)
Naa, 👎 they were aliens 👽👾👽
One toke and they were gone. 😂 👽
Thanks for the link,
very informative!! 👍😁
Best regards ✌️. Thad
Wonderful fun sonnet Thad.
Andy
Hii ya Andy!! 🕊️ 🍵
Thanks guy for stoppin' by!!! 👍
Glad you enjoyed my Sonnet! 😂
Best regards ✌️ Thad
That'll show them.
Howdy Dan guy! 👋 🍺
Thanks for stoppin' by! 👍
Glad you enjoyed,
keep a smiling!😁
Best regards ✌️ Thad
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