Each morn when I get out of bed,
taking a leak is what I dread!
My shlong has pin's just like my head.
My gawd it feels just like it's shred.
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Most normal dudes just whip it out
and when their done shake it about.
If I try that I scream and shout!
Can't handle it, need a time out.
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When I get to pee, finally;
it's horrifying agony, but
I'm Pin head pain's my bag you see.
I love it, pain's my cup of tea~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: August 7th, 2024 09:53
- Comment from author about the poem: Well, to each their own I say!
- Category: Humor
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Comments4
Is this about a UTI? It feels like it. Not a pleasant experience. Unlike this poem that was quite pleasant and fun too.
Howdy Soren! 👋 🍵
Thank you my friend!
No it ain\'t about a UTI.
It\'s just about that
Pin Head guy! 😂
Keep a smiling
nice of you for stoppin\' by!! 👍
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Powerful.
Hii ya Thomas! 🍵 👋
Thanks for visiting bro and
for your 'powerful' commento! 👍
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You trying to make it difficult for me ‘n get me to shut up, ain’t yer, with this here riddle? I can tell… I’ll keep it short then…
That guy’s a dickhead. Solved! 🤣
Howdy Dave!! 👋 🐶
Thank you NO! 😁
He's not a dick head,
he's a Pin Head bro! 😂 😂
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Somebodies' dick came out worse for wear, so are you claiming all the pain for yourself? Someone might conclude you are a bit of a masochist, Thad my old lad! 🤪
Good fun write Thad, glad it is not me.
Andy
Howdy Andy!! 👋 🍵
Thanks guy! 👍
Glad I could bring
you a chuckle or two! 🤣
Best regards ✌️ Thad
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