Now lookie here....
How many more times must I tell ya?
I've postponed a hymn-poem cos of this
A matter of vital importance......
They are NOT hamsters, rats, mice, wombats, or whatever
In my pic - they are guinea pigs
If otherwise, they must be mutated giant species
(Except for the wombats, which have shrunk)
So be afraid, be very afraid!
Though we've seen a big rat or two
Is it the same rat each time?
In our garden it scurries off
It's quite a size, I admit
About the size of half a small cat
Well, ya stopped me singing a hymn today!
Heehee.
Here's those guinea pigs again
So you'll recognise them
You'll know them....Four little feet
Furry critters - might squeak
Eat quite often -
Cabbage (never lettuce), fruit, carrots, seeds, etc.
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: August 10th, 2024 00:50
- Comment from author about the poem: I'm half human, half guinea pig - sometimes! lol.
- Category: Humor
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I've never seen a rat that looks like a guinea pig!
That rat - 'twas a white rabbit and you are on the way to wonderland.(They always send a rabbit that looks like a rat for boys....)
Thanks D. lol.
So sorry Orchi I thought you had posted a picture of KP and Fido.
Heehee thanks SB.
I love the human side of you, although the guinea pig side is quite adorable. I think guinea pigs are some of the cutest creatures on earth, had them for our kids when they were little. So your tribute to them is refreshing and quite the chuckle on this Saturday morning. Thank you Orchi, for being your delightful self!!!
Thanks Bella. Now they've not heard me sing for ONE day! lol. Yes, we have 2 piggies. At one time years ago we had 34. Erm, we didn't check on their breeding. Only takes 9 weeks for new litter. Argh!
They are prolific little buggers aren't they? We really enjoyed ours!
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