Why is my bowl empty bro?
There's nothing there but my shadow.
It's been like that if you must know.
My gawd at least eight hours or so.
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You're the worst master I have known.
Don't even leave a freaking bone?
If you don't get off of that cellphone.
Read these lips, your butt I will own!
```
On you I just cannot depend;
no way to treat "a mans best friend".
For my own self I must depend.
I'll tell you what, this crap must end.
```
Look at my bod I'm much too thin.
I've lost ten pounds since I've moved in.
I ought to bop you on the chin.
Best you wipe off that stupid grin~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: August 14th, 2024 10:14
- Comment from author about the poem: Another true 'tail' --- a bit of pit-bull humor...
- Category: Humor
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Comments5
A fun read but a reminder that when you own something you are responsible for it. Lovely
Hii ya my friend!! 👋 🍵
Yes, so many buy a dog
and chain it up and forget it.
Never buy a pet 🐶 if you
can't give it a good home 🏠
Y'all have a grrrr8 day!! 🌞
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Great write
Howdy Tony! 👋 🍵
Thanks my friend
happy you enjoyed!! 🐕
Grrrr8 hearing from ya! 👍
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You're welcome
G'day Thad.
Frequently told pit bulls are lovely dogs…. It’s just the way you treat ‘em…
My piece of unsolicited advice, if you wouldn’t mind giving it active consideration, is to lock the door and chuck a very meaty bone through the window…….
Howdy Dave! 👋 🐶
Glad you enjoyed,
AND thanks for the
NICE advice! 👍✌️👀
I'm going to Walmart
an pick up a very
Meaty bone! 🦴🐾🐾
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Go on then Thad feed him!! LOL
Andy
Ha ha. You know our canine friends are always hungry. I have never known my dog Solo refuse food. Any food. She is there, at any time. The dog bowl never stays full for more than a minute. Speedy eater. A fun write Thad. Have a great Thursday.
Hii ya Cassie!! 🐦 🍵
Thank you so much!! 👍
Oh, and my pooch
thanks you too! 🐕 🐾🐾
You have a grrrrr8
Weekend poetess!
Thad
Best wishes 🤗 🌹
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