You hear it but never seen it
You feel it but cannot touch it
You smell it but can't escape it
Why does the wind blow?
Ask Gertrude, she might know
For she is the raspberry queen
The blow off beauty
The envy of every town
Her notes are so distinctive
You know when she's around
She can command a toot at the snap of a finger
But dear friend you'd better run
To say the odour is intoxicating
Is nothing to what comes out her bum
But there's some pride from people in Gertrudes town
Of her talented butt of genius
Cos she can recite Beethoven's 5th
Backwards from her anus
Now why does the wind blow?
Gertrude knows
It's must come from the heart
For Gertrude is a talented girl
Who's turned farting into an art.
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There used to be a performer who could play tunes from his arse many years ago, can't remember his name though.
Andy
Lol. Brilliant. Hopefully he never followed through!
Some talk out of their arse. lol.
Yes and some are full of sh..! Lol
Now I keep telling folk - if the sh** hits the fan, be sure to be standing away from it.
Never seen that in a fan though. Hmm. lol.
No shit! You said that?
Laughing my arse off, ere there's a very bad smell around here, by the way, Gertrude told me she wants to take Goldfinch out for a drink lol lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant Sax you make my day with your wonderful poetry and genius humour ❤️
Hi Teddy. You're far too kind with your words. I thought the poem was crap haha
Shit in a pigs troff lol lol 😂
Lmao.
A nice bit of wholesome poetry:)) You made me laugh out loud. Poor Gertrude 😀
Wholesome indeed. Hopefully not a major cause of climate change! Glad it amused : 😊
A most fun read well put together. It starts so innocently and then goes from there to something more. It was a gas.
Ahhhh, i see what you did there. Lol
You have given me the laugh of the day, dare I say of the year with this one. Thank you!!
Lol. You're very welcome.
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