It's Fido here
My talking and reading dog!
Now he's not barking cos of any poets
Forgetting to mark certain poems 18+
But he is barking to draw your attention
To my pic once again
He says - Nnooooooo, they're not giant hamsters
Nor rats, nor mice, nor even elephants!
They are guinea pigs, don't ya know
Though I admit they may look
A bit like hamsters
But they're too big to be hamsters!
They'll squeak when they're hungry
They'll be your friends
They won't be demanding
But lead simple lives
But don't give them lettuce -
Carrots, muesli, dandelion leaves, fruit, etc - yes!
If you insist they're hamsters
Then they're giant ones
And will give ya nightmares! heehee
Here's some for ya in the video
So you'll recognise them
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: August 24th, 2024 01:43
- Comment from author about the poem: A digression again.
- Category: Humor
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Comments5
A digression from your obsession with your rodents which sends me into a formulation that you are suffering from a delusion. Neva mind orchi keeping your house in order is all that matters.😂
They're all furry critters! lol.
I want to know why you chose guinea pigs Orchi wasn't Fido enough? Fun read my friend
Thanks SB. Well, we have had guinea pigs for many years.
Great write
Thanks Tony.
You're welcome
Lol. Great stuff.
Thanks Thomas.
Digress away Orchi. LOL
Andy
Thanks Gold.
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