Woof, Woof!

orchidee



It's Fido here

My talking and reading dog!

 

Now he's not barking cos of any poets

Forgetting to mark certain poems 18+

But he is barking to draw your attention

To my pic once again

 

He says - Nnooooooo, they're not giant hamsters

Nor rats, nor mice, nor even elephants!

They are guinea pigs, don't ya know

Though I admit they may look

A bit like hamsters

But they're too big to be hamsters!

 

They'll squeak when they're hungry

They'll be your friends

They won't be demanding

But lead simple lives

But don't give them lettuce - 

Carrots, muesli, dandelion leaves, fruit, etc - yes!

 

If you insist they're hamsters

Then they're giant ones

And will give ya nightmares! heehee

Here's some for ya in the video

So you'll recognise them

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 24th, 2024 01:43
  • Comment from author about the poem: A digression again.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 18
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Comments6

  • Doggerel Dave

    A digression from your obsession with your rodents which sends me into a formulation that you are suffering from a delusion. Neva mind orchi keeping your house in order is all that matters.😂

    • orchidee

      They're all furry critters! lol.

    • sorenbarrett

      I want to know why you chose guinea pigs Orchi wasn't Fido enough? Fun read my friend

      • orchidee

        Thanks SB. Well, we have had guinea pigs for many years.

      • Tony36

        Great write

        • orchidee

          Thanks Tony.

          • Tony36

            You're welcome

          • Thomas W Case

            Lol. Great stuff.

            • orchidee

              Thanks Thomas.

            • Goldfinch60

              Digress away Orchi. LOL

              Andy

              • orchidee

                Thanks Gold.

              • Thad Wilk

                Haahaahaaaa! 🤣
                Grrrr8 fun poem,
                Loved the video!! 😁 🐹
                Thanks for sharing my friend!
                Best regards ✌️ Thad

                • orchidee

                  Thanks Thad. lol.



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