~> Chick Norris! [ Limericks ]

Thad Wilk

I'ze a master at Karate,

Don't wanna push your luck wit me.

Touch my food and I swear,

it's your life I shan't spare.

Dis spot iz mines exclusively!

 

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Got's a black-belt in the fourth degree.

Dee'ze wings are weapons you see.

So beware of my kick,

cuz dis chicks very quick!

You'll be dead meat I'ze guarantee~

 

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  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 28th, 2024 09:12
  • Comment from author about the poem: Don't mess with those dang sparrows food! LOL! Limericks: 5 lines > 8-8-6-6-8 syllables: Rhyme scheme : a-a-b-b-a
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 78
  • Users favorite of this poem: Teddy.15, domilla
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Comments7

  • orchidee

    Oh lol, good write T.

    • Thad Wilk

      Hii Orchidee!! 🐹🐹 👋
      Thank you my friend
      keep a smiling!🤣
      Best regards ✌️ Thad

    • Thomas W Case

      Excellent.

      • Thad Wilk

        Howdy Thomas!! 👋 🍶
        Thanks guy for
        stopping by!! 👍
        Have a grrrrr8 Wednesday!
        Best regards ✌️ Thad

      • Cheeky Missy

        More, more, MORE! You're too fun!

        • Thad Wilk

          Hii ya poetess!! 👋🌻🌞
          Thank you so much!! 😊
          Happy I could bring
          you a chuckle or two! 🤣
          More, more, more is coming! 👌
          Best wishes 🤗 🌹❤️ Thad

        • sorenbarrett

          Sounds like a threat. Nicely said

          • Thad Wilk

            Howdy Soren!! 🍵 👋
            Thank you my friend!! 🤠
            A smile a day keeps
            the Doctor away, 💊
            Best regards ✌️ Thad

          • Doggerel Dave

            There once was woz a chick name of Norris
            Who grew up to be quite enormis;
            And just like that ugly duckling
            Who became a swan all gliding,
            He became a vulture named Boris.

            Impossible to do the vernacular - you got it all over me, Thad!

            • Thad Wilk

              Hii ya Dave!! 🐶 🍵
              Thank you for visiting
              AND for your 'poetic'
              commento bro! 🤣
              Made my day my friend!😶‍🌫️🙃
              Best regards ✌️ Thad

            • Goldfinch60

              Good fun words Thad.

              Andy

              • Thad Wilk

                Hii ya Andy!! 👋 🍵
                Thanks for
                stopping by guy!! 🙃
                Y\'all have a
                Great Thursday!! 😁
                Best regards ✌️ Thad

              • Teddy.15

                lol youiz very clever 🌹

                • Thad Wilk

                  Hii Teddy!! 🧸 👋
                  Thank you sooo much!
                  Yes, I'ze very clever poetess!🤣🤣
                  Happy you enjoyed!! 🤗
                  Best wishes 🍀 🌹 Thad



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