Sorry that some of you don't get my jokes
Or my eccentric stuff about KP & Co
Not all of you know I married Katie Price one Halloween
And that she always has botox
Or so I say.
And not of all you know I have Fido
A talking, reading dog
Who checks poems
And barks at any folk omitting the 18+ tick box!
Or so I say.
But it's only humour
You only have to ask
If you don't understand some of my daftness
It's harmless
Though I could seem
Like some nasty hypocrite
With my hymn-poems one day
Then humour of KP and Co the next day
And 'doing her down'
It's only fantasy
I would be horrid if it was true
A horrible mysogynist (woman-hater)
I'm not meaning to be offensive
Some might say 'There you go again...'
If I say -
I'm a furry friend really
Though I'm 'half human, half guinea pig'
Comment - 'A load of rubbish' to this
If you wish
I can see how silly contributions to fusioned poems
Could spoil them
I rarely contribute to them anyway though
If you don't like my humour
Don't read my 'humour' poems at all.
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Bit of a dark theme today. Is my humour 'too much'? Does it become boring or tedious?
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Comments12
Wot's wrong with hymns? They seem to keep you occupied, and (mostly) out of trouble......
Well, yes, hymns keep me out of trouble, or somewhat, but the thing is \'What\'s wrong with my humour poems, if anything\'?
They're teetering on the edge of adversity....
I'm not happy just now....
Patently obvious....
Your humour is unique! Not every one gets it but that's acceptable as long as you don't harm someone's feelings and as for your hymn poems I love them !
Thanks N.
Keep it up Orchi I am rooting for you. Don’t let anyone squelch your humor. Every site needs a little of this besides, we are old and therefore entitled.
Yep, you millions of years old too, as Goldfinch and I are?! heehee. Fido's upset too - aww!
Don´t know I lost track millions of years ago
My middle name is 'Fossil'. lol.
Get over it
Go over it
Who gives spit
Weeny winnys
Stirring fido.
Woof! Thanks from me and Fido.
Keep it up! I have a similar sense of humour, it runs in our family. My dad often groans, ffs, he is here again! when I call round. He is joking, obvs.. at least I hope he is. 🙂
It could all be true! heehee.
Love it
Thanks Tony.
You're welcome
Has someone been dimming your light? If so don’t take any notice Orchi. Do your own thing. You know it never crossed my mind that KP could be Katie Price lol. Now she does have alot of Botox. I hope Friday is kind to you.
Thanks Cassie. Heehee yes, now you know who KP is. I'm still horrible to her! lol.
Speak your words and no one else's. Don't let anyone push you around. Poetry and humor are not for everyone they are objective and pointed. Not everyone should touch. I drop in to your page every once in a while. Sometimes I laugh and sometime I don't, but I don't want you to stop. So, hang in there. - Phil A.
Thanks MF.
Lol. Good stuff. You are you.
Thanks T.
Just keep doing your thing Orchi, as I have said if people do not like it it is now your problem we are all different.
Andy
Thanks Gold.
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