Explaining KP & Co

orchidee

Sorry that some of you don't get my jokes

Or my eccentric stuff about KP & Co

 

Not all of you know I married Katie Price one Halloween

And that she always has botox

Or so I say.

 

And not of all you know I have Fido

A talking, reading dog

Who checks poems

And barks at any folk omitting the 18+ tick box!

Or so I say.

 

But it's only humour

You only have to ask

If you don't understand some of my daftness

It's harmless

 

Though I could seem

Like some nasty hypocrite

With my hymn-poems one day

Then humour of KP and Co the next day

And 'doing her down'

 

It's only fantasy

I would be horrid if it was true

A horrible mysogynist (woman-hater)

 

I'm not meaning to be offensive

Some might say 'There you go again...'

If I say - 

I'm a furry friend really

Though I'm 'half human, half guinea pig'

 

Comment - 'A load of rubbish' to this

If you wish

I can see how silly contributions to fusioned poems

Could spoil them

I rarely contribute to them anyway though

 

If you don't like my humour

Don't read my 'humour' poems at all.

 

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 6th, 2024 01:40
  • Comment from author about the poem: Bit of a dark theme today. Is my humour 'too much'? Does it become boring or tedious?
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 33
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  • Doggerel Dave

    Wot's wrong with hymns? They seem to keep you occupied, and (mostly) out of trouble......

    • orchidee

      Well, yes, hymns keep me out of trouble, or somewhat, but the thing is \'What\'s wrong with my humour poems, if anything\'?

    • Doggerel Dave

      They're teetering on the edge of adversity....

      • orchidee

        I'm not happy just now....

        • Doggerel Dave

          Patently obvious....

        • Neilton

        • Neilton

          Your humour is unique! Not every one gets it but that's acceptable as long as you don't harm someone's feelings and as for your hymn poems I love them !

          • orchidee

            Thanks N.

          • sorenbarrett

            Keep it up Orchi I am rooting for you. Don’t let anyone squelch your humor. Every site needs a little of this besides, we are old and therefore entitled.

            • orchidee

              Yep, you millions of years old too, as Goldfinch and I are?! heehee. Fido's upset too - aww!

              • sorenbarrett

                Don´t know I lost track millions of years ago

                • orchidee

                  My middle name is 'Fossil'. lol.

                • 2781

                  Get over it
                  Go over it
                  Who gives spit
                  Weeny winnys
                  Stirring fido.

                  • orchidee

                    Woof! Thanks from me and Fido.

                  • Tom Dylan

                    Keep it up! I have a similar sense of humour, it runs in our family. My dad often groans, ffs, he is here again! when I call round. He is joking, obvs.. at least I hope he is. 🙂

                    • orchidee

                      It could all be true! heehee.

                    • Tony36

                      Love it

                      • orchidee

                        Thanks Tony.

                        • Tony36

                          You're welcome

                        • Cassie58

                          Has someone been dimming your light? If so don’t take any notice Orchi. Do your own thing. You know it never crossed my mind that KP could be Katie Price lol. Now she does have alot of Botox. I hope Friday is kind to you.

                          • orchidee

                            Thanks Cassie. Heehee yes, now you know who KP is. I'm still horrible to her! lol.

                          • MendedFences27

                            Speak your words and no one else's. Don't let anyone push you around. Poetry and humor are not for everyone they are objective and pointed. Not everyone should touch. I drop in to your page every once in a while. Sometimes I laugh and sometime I don't, but I don't want you to stop. So, hang in there. - Phil A.

                            • orchidee

                              Thanks MF.

                            • Thomas W Case

                              Lol. Good stuff. You are you.

                              • orchidee

                                Thanks T.

                              • Goldfinch60

                                Just keep doing your thing Orchi, as I have said if people do not like it it is now your problem we are all different.

                                Andy

                                • orchidee

                                  Thanks Gold.



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