Was cruisin' the aisles a ma local Wal-Mart.
Spotted a sweet thang whilst pushin' ma cart.
YUP, outta nowhere she dun caught ma eye.
She'z ma eye candy, ah said with a sigh!
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Wear'd a halter top; cut off jeans way to small,
she made ma eyes bulge, an thet wasn't all!
She was MINT; my lifesaver, what kin a say.
Ma Good And Pleanty, Chick O' Stick, ma Milky Way!
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Ther's no denyin' ma Bit O' Honey comes first.
She'z ma confection of perfection and ma Star-Burst!
She'z ma eye candy an ma Pixy Stick so fine;
ma chocolate Candy Kiss, and she iz all mine~
~`~`~`~`~`THE END`~`~`~`~`~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: September 10th, 2024 09:40
- Comment from author about the poem: A bit of Candy Bar, Redneck Humor...
- Category: Love
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Comments4
Another fun read Thad. Set in the right vernacular and setting it was a pleasure to read
Hii ya Soren! ☕✋
Nice hearing from you! 👍
Thank you for
stopping by my friend!
Happy you enjoyed!, 😀
Best regards ✌️
Great write
Hii ya Tony,! ☕😎
Thank you my friend! 🙂
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You're welcome, best regards to you Thad
G'day Thad,
Had to be Walmart didn’t it…… and with all that candy in yer, and/or in her or what the hell whatever whenever I’ve already seen yer - the future is now, you People of Walmaart….
Hi ya Dave! 🐶 ☕
Yup, Wal-Mart the
place to go to find
'anything' you need! 😜
Back to you later
gotta pick some wine
big sale on! cheers!🍷
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Enjoy that candy with happeness Thad.
Andy
Howdy my friend! ☕👋
Thank you! 👍
Great a hearin\' from ya!!
Y\'all have a nice Wednesday! 😊
Best regards ✌️ Thad
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