~> She's Ma Eye Candy! Redneck

Thad Wilk

Was cruisin' the aisles a ma local Wal-Mart.

Spotted a sweet thang whilst pushin' ma cart.

YUP, outta nowhere she dun caught ma eye.

She'z ma eye candy, ah said with a sigh!

```

Wear'd a halter top; cut off jeans way to small,

she made ma eyes bulge, an thet wasn't all!

She was MINT; my lifesaver, what kin a say.

Ma Good And Pleanty, Chick O' Stick, ma Milky Way!

```

Ther's no denyin' ma Bit O' Honey comes first.

She'z ma confection of perfection and ma Star-Burst!

She'z ma eye candy an ma Pixy Stick so fine;

ma chocolate Candy Kiss, and she iz all mine~

 

   ~`~`~`~`~`THE END`~`~`~`~`~

 

  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 10th, 2024 09:40
  • Comment from author about the poem: A bit of Candy Bar, Redneck Humor...
  • Category: Love
  • Views: 27
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  • sorenbarrett

    Another fun read Thad. Set in the right vernacular and setting it was a pleasure to read

    • Thad Wilk

      Hii ya Soren! β˜•βœ‹
      Nice hearing from you! πŸ‘
      Thank you for
      stopping by my friend!
      Happy you enjoyed!, πŸ˜€
      Best regards ✌️

    • Tony36

      Great write

      • Thad Wilk

        Hii ya Tony,! β˜•πŸ˜Ž
        Thank you my friend! πŸ™‚
        Best regards ✌️ Thad

        • Tony36

          You're welcome, best regards to you Thad

        • Doggerel Dave

          G'day Thad,
          Had to be Walmart didn’t it…… and with all that candy in yer, and/or in her or what the hell whatever whenever I’ve already seen yer - the future is now, you People of Walmaart….

          • Thad Wilk

            Hi ya Dave! 🐢 β˜•
            Yup, Wal-Mart the
            place to go to find
            'anything' you need! 😜
            Back to you later
            gotta pick some wine
            big sale on! cheers!🍷
            Best regards ✌️ Thad

          • Goldfinch60

            Enjoy that candy with happeness Thad.

            Andy

            • Thad Wilk

              Howdy my friend! β˜•πŸ‘‹
              Thank you! πŸ‘
              Great a hearin\' from ya!!
              Y\'all have a nice Wednesday! 😊
              Best regards ✌️ Thad



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