Martian:
Why did you land your aircraft here?
Wipe off that bucktoothed stupid sneer.
The punishment could be severe.
Now is that clear, now is that clear?
BUGS:
Please take me to your leader bro.
This lands just right for things to grow.
I can only talk "with him though"!
Not you you schmo, not you you schmo.
Martian:
I am the leader you dumb hare!
Don't stand there with that goofy stare.
What is this plan you wish to share?
Speak if you dare, speak if you dare.
BUGS:
I wanna grow 'pot' here Ameer.
It's just the perfect atmosphere.
They'll be no Elmer Fudd to fear;
on this frontier, on this frontier.
Martian:
I already grow weed here dude.
Now you put me in a bad mood.
Best leave or you'll be getting 'skewed';
and barbecued, and barbecued~
~`~`the, the, that's all folks`~`~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: September 11th, 2024 10:32
- Comment from author about the poem: A true tale, I couldna made this up....
- Category: Humor
- Views: 19
- Users favorite of this poem: Cheeky Missy
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Comments4
My la! When Bugs enters the picture, there's as much fact in the rendition as either in the antique cartoons, or else Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a passel of other falsehoods. But this is as ever, too fun and hilarious. You're a regular riot. I declare! Oh [hugs self] I do love it!!! Awesomely rendered with excellent poignancy and fascinating details. Thank you for sharing.
Hii poetess!!,🌞🌻
Thank you sooo much!! 🙂
I'm happy you enjoyed
my poem and true tale! 😂 🐰
Your comments always
make my day!! 👌💯
Best wishes 🤗 🌹 Thad
Made me laugh, excellent write
Hii ya Tony guy!! ✋🍺
Thanks for a stopping by! 👍
Glad I could bring
you,, a chuckle or two! 🤣
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You\'re welcome, and best regards to you as well Thad
Ah What's up Doc? Doncha wanna drop that AK47 an try some of this extra special selectively bred weed I'm gonna bestow on you? So cool - you'll be horizontal but alive an drifting....
Howdy Dave!! ☕🐶
Thank you,
Bugs thanks you too! 🐰🐇
Can't trust those
dang Aliens!! 👽 🤣 🔫
Y'all have a great day my friend!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Good fun write Thad "tha,tha, thats all folks"
Andy
Howdy Andy!! 😄☕
Thank you !! 👍
Happy you enjoyed,
keep a smiling!! 🤣
Best regards ✌️ Thad
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