Oh sure we both have changed in many ways.
I've lost some hair and gained a bit of weight.
The wife's boobs have sagged a little these days.
Other than wearing 'Depends" life's still great!
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Seems like just yesterday that we were wed.
We still get horny once or twice a year.
She says I'm like lion in the bed!
After she slipped Viagra in my beer?
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Life's played a lot of tricks on us for sure.
Most of the time you won't hear us complain.
These little hardships we both can endure.
At least we can still walk without a cane!
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Whilst at the beach, we never stray too far.
Can't always recall, where we parked the car~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: September 16th, 2024 09:20
- Comment from author about the poem: Shakespearean Sonnet form... YES Sonnets can be funny!
- Category: Humor
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Comments4
Good write T. That you on the left?! heehee.
Hii ya Orchidee!! 🐹🐹🍺
Hell no that isn't me! 🤪🤣
It looks like Biden
it could be! 🤔
Thanks for stoppin' by!! 👍
Best regards ✌️ Thad
G'day Thad.
Well at least they’re doing better than me -
I’ve pinched their cane to stay upright you see…
I worry not about going to bed;
Reclined in my armchair, no clothes to shed.
I remove my clothes for my yearly bath….
Them garments take off on their own flight path.
Howdy Dave!! 🐶 👋
Thanks for stopping by guy
AND for your
poetic commento!! 🤣
You aughta return
that "cane" though!,😜
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Love it
Hii ya Tony !! 👋🍵
Thank you,
happy you enjoyed!! 👍
Keep a smiling! 🤣
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You're welcome Thad, best regards to you as well
Wonderful humorous words Thad.
One time I couldn't find the car park let alone the car! LOL
Andy
Hii ya Andy!! 🍵 👋
Holy cow 🐮🐄! 😲
Couldn't find the whole
car park wow?¿ 😳
Thanks for stoppin' by guy!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
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