~> My Kitty's Plotting To Kill Me! -form Kyrielle-

Thad Wilk

My kitty's acting strange lately,

those looks to kill he's giving me.

This book it has warnings galore.

He's plotting my death that's for sure.

**

We once were buddies way back when.

He's changed a lot 'tween now and then.

His sneaky ways I can't endure.

He's planning my death that's for sure.

**

He hides my glasses yes that's right.

Jumps on my face in dead of night.

So many things I can't keep score.

He's planning my death that's for sure

**

He peed on the staircase last night!

Bounced off my butt down the whole flight.

Cats freaking me out more and more.

He's plotting my death that's for sure.

**

WOW! This is something cool to know!

Catnip could make my cat skitzo?

I shan't buy it for him no more.

He's plotting my death that's for sure~

 

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  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 25th, 2024 09:00
  • Comment from author about the poem: A Kyrielle is a French form of rhyming poetry, written in ( a stanza consisting of 4 lines } and each quatrain contains a repeated line or phrase as a refrain, { usually appearing in the last line of every stanza.) Each line consists of only 8 syllables, there is no limit to the amount of stanzas a Kyrielle can have....
  • Category: Humor
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  • Users favorite of this poem: Cheeky Missy
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  • Cheeky Missy

    The only thing I'd alter about the image to add realism in a frightening fashion is the male character who obviously can withstand the puddy tat's intentions, however ill they may chance to be. Mum having taught me too many years ago that cats are extremely dangerous when babies are in the house since they'll characteristically sleep on infants and young babies faces, it is more serious a threat depending on your youth, I suspect.
    That aside, you're too fun! Me loves this rollicking romp up and down the stairs through mental roller-coasters as the suggested threat strives to gain momentum despite the obvious levity. Beautifully rendered with definitely haunting poignancy and excellent details. Thank you for sharing.

    • Thad Wilk

      Hi Missy!! 🌺 πŸ¦‹
      Thank you for your
      awesomazing comment!! πŸ‘‹
      Brought a humongous
      smile to my day!! πŸ˜„
      Glad you enjoyed!! πŸ‘
      Best wishes πŸ€ πŸ€—πŸŒΉ Thad

    • orchidee

      Good write T.

      • Thad Wilk

        Hii ya Orchidee!? πŸΉπŸΉπŸ‘‹
        Thank ya kindly!! πŸ‘
        Y'all have a great day!!
        Best regards ✌️ Thad

      • Doggerel Dave

        G'day Thad.

        β€˜I Tawt I Taw A Puddy Tat a β€˜creeping up on me
        But you ain’t no budgerigar or dicky bird I see.
        So why is it you don’t tell Sylvester to go get lost?
        He won't 'cos no more regular fishy meals will be the cost.

        Cats are bright creatures who know when and where they are well off - too bad yours can't read this brill dedication to their efforts.


        • Thad Wilk

          Howdy Dave!! 🐢 πŸ• πŸ‘‹
          Thank you for your
          awesome poetic comment
          you sent my way!! πŸ˜‰
          I had a get rid of hlm,
          called the mspca! πŸ€ͺ😺
          Best regards ✌️ Thad

          • Doggerel Dave

            Thad, are you sure that you haven't been overly influenced by that propaganda you've been reading? Are you absolutely sure that Puss did not have the best of intentions??
            However, having sussed mspca out, they do seem like a caring responsible lot, so who knows but Puss may well be the recipient of better care there than he had received previously...........................

          • sorenbarrett

            Reminds me of a cat my sister used to have. It haded my younger brother, used to sneak up behind his chair and rake the back of his head with its claws, at night would crap in his shoe, cats have vendetas

            • Thad Wilk

              Hii ya Soren!! πŸ‘‹ 😺
              Yup, sometimes ya
              just can't trust
              your pussycat! 😒
              They can be very sneaky! 😜
              Thanks for
              stoppin' by my friend! πŸ‘
              Best regards ✌️ Thad



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