Calling the Bluff
Yes, I do have
a few obsessional traits ..
I also have
a dozen or so machetes,
plus a taser
and a shiny new Walther CP88 ..
So remind me
what is your problem exactly ..
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Neville (
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I hear just a bit of touchiness in this. I better measure my words well in this comment and may already have stepped over my bounds. I always sleep with a machete under my pillow, just in case
I tend to sleep under the mattress these nights wearing a crash helmet and with both barrels cocked .. N
I am out of range. But I will watch it for sure. I had a chuckle over that one, Neville
Cheers Jez ..
Having watched all the 007 flicks, yes, you Brits would say that. Since there's always more than one way to skin a cat, I think I'll leave it at that. Sweetly rendered in to the point brevity with fascinatingly telling details and a none too subtle poignancy, thank you very much for sharing.
Cheers Missy .. I'm not really keen on guns but am wondering about a Glock 😎👍
All I have done in the category of firearms presently is secure my foid, beyond that, nothing, since I'm a firm believer in there being more than one way to skin a cat. I've heard glocks are top notch. I've heard other things too.
Sounds like someone that one would say 'Hello' to, and get the reply 'What do ya mean hello? I will punch ya on the nose for saying that!''
............... Maybe
Well since you asked, there is a immature delusional maniac running for the office only someone of mature competence is allowed to enter. Have taser, straight jacket and men in white coats ready for acquisition. 🙄
.. Sounds like a plan .. count me in ... N 😎👍
Paranoia perpetuates protectiveness prodigiously providing proactively piled ‘ponry. Please add the ‘wea’ only when fully provided.
P's forgive my delayed response Dave .. I couldn't find anywhere to void .. (it would have been too easy peasy to have just said P) .......... I think it's an age thing ... maybe .. Neville
Lol. I love this, my friend.
Thank you Tom .. N
I almost hesitate to say in this judgmental world, but I am also armed to the teeth. Better to have it and not need it...
There are hardly any hand guns legitimately held or owned over here .. there is an increasing number of illegally possessed ones tho' and tasers are a no no unless used by the police .. knives are frowned on and illegal to hold & machetes too unless working on a sugar plantation .. p.s there are no sugar plantations over here .. I used to own a pea shooter as a kid .. Cheers .. Neville
Protection perfect eh Neville? I do have a Swiss Army knife. LOL
Andy
Good man .. I once had one of those little knives that had an extra blade for getting boy scouts out of horses hooves .. 😎👍
This one made me smile, Neville. There was almost an Eastwood 'Go ahead, make my day,' ending. Loved it.
it was probably my watching one of his more recent movies that made me think along these lines .. I do by the way know one of Mr. Eastwoods former drivers 'Geoff' who lives not far from me .. Neville
Very cool, Neville. Clint Eastwood is a legend. 🙂
That's so nice 👏
Then I shall not rest until I have thanked you and returned the favour .. Thank you .. Neville 😎👍
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