Avast ye scalawags Yosemite Sam's my name!
The most baddest hombre to ever jump a claim.
I have traveled by land, sea and air far and wide.
Always that Bug's Bunny's been a thorn in my side!
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Darn it, I don't wanna sound pissed off and bitter.
I'm always locking horns with that onry critter!
WHAT'S UP DOC! That's all I hear frum that mangy coot.
He'd better say his prayers that long eared galoot!
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Soon he will be rabbit stew before I am done.
Beware rabbit I've "hare triggers" on each six gun! (no pun)
That's all I gotta say folks, this cow pokes bookin'.
I'm hot on his trail, I kin smell 'carrots cookin'! ~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: October 2nd, 2024 08:48
- Category: Humor
- Views: 16
- Users favorite of this poem: sorenbarrett
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Comments3
Hors de combat right now - back later.
Howdy Dave!! 🐶 🐕👋
Thanks for stoppin' by guy! 🐰
Best regards ✌️ 🤠
Thad
Do I get an invite to dinner when it is cooked Thad? LOL
Andy
Howdy Andy!! 🐰 🐇 👋
Thank you!!! 😊
Yes you get an invite
Rabbit stew, 🍲
Iz on the menu!! 😜
Have a great Thursday!!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Got to fave this one for memories of childhood and how fun it was to read. You wrote it well and in character with good rhyme it put a smile on my face
Hii Soren!! 👋 🤠
Thanks for visit
AND the 'save' too!! 😊
Glad you enjoyed,
keep smiling my friend,!
Best regards peace ✌️ Thad
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