Pants

Neville

Pants

 

Is it just me,

or has some global conspiracy

by any chance

just been conceived and being

perpetuated

by both designers and greedy

manufacturers of

gentlemen’s undergarments

everywhere

these days .. Okay, that may

be pushing it

a little a bit, but at least its true

here in the UK

and US of A, plus the Ukraine,

Brazil, Bulgaria

   and Croatia to name but a few ..

That was a very

   serious question by the way ..

Can anyone

anywhere, explain why even

the most reputable

of manufacturers have begun to

make these items

in child sizes only and without

any guidance

or instructional label to advise

which way

around they are supposed to be

   fitted or worn ..

I’m asking for an old friend you

   understand, cheers ..

 

  • Author: Neville (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 12th, 2024 04:17
  • Comment from author about the poem: Here in the UK pants are wot we call gentlemen's undergarments .. anyway, I'm off to Le Grand Buffet in Narbonne France for a bit of a break so won't be around for a bit .. stay safe one n all šŸ¤
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  • sorenbarrett

    A good question Neville I think its part of the doesn't matter movement Male, Female, neither, inside out, right side out, backwards, forwards, all the same. Have a great trip

    • Neville


      Please excuse late response, just stumbled across this .. Trip was great ta .. Neville

    • Doggerel Dave

      Evidently here in Australia (a part of the world you omitted to mention, Neville) there is a fashion colloquially known as ā€˜going commandoā€™. Donā€™t ask ā€“ Iā€™ve got me own arrangements ā€“ donā€™t askā€¦..
      According to their website yer can order online ā€“ save you all the bother of going to Le Grand Buffet in Narbwhateverā€¦ā€¦..

      • Neville


        I hadn't forgotten about you lot down there Dave .. I just felt unable to include here for the purposes of this particular scribble because I haven't yet visited Oz .. but be sure I will .. Neville

        • Doggerel Dave

          Don't worry about wooly underwear or long johns........

          From my instructional booklet "How to Integrate and Ingratiate in the Wide Brown Land" for marauding Poms

        • Thad Wilk

          Well enjoy your trip
          to Narbonne France!! šŸŗ
          Most of them there
          still wear, under pants! šŸ¤£
          Best regards peace āœŒļø Thad

          • Neville



            You are absolutely write sir .. most of em did .. Cheers .. All Good Things, Neville

          • Goldfinch60

            You tend to see so many more 'builders bums' now Neville.

            Andy

            • Neville



              My point exactly ..

            • Thomas W Case

              Great point. I wear shorts for as long as possible.

              • Neville



                I quite fancy wearing a kilt these days .. cheers T .. N

              • arqios

                Itā€™s all the rage it seems more so with the low waisted over-pants lol!

                • Neville



                  tis when one's breeches are breached one has to prepare for .. or not, as the case may be .. maybe perhaps .. N



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