Pants
Is it just me,
or has some global conspiracy
by any chance
just been conceived and being
perpetuated
by both designers and greedy
manufacturers of
gentlemen’s undergarments
everywhere
these days .. Okay, that may
be pushing it
a little a bit, but at least its true
here in the UK
and US of A, plus the Ukraine,
Brazil, Bulgaria
and Croatia to name but a few ..
That was a very
serious question by the way ..
Can anyone
anywhere, explain why even
the most reputable
of manufacturers have begun to
make these items
in child sizes only and without
any guidance
or instructional label to advise
which way
around they are supposed to be
fitted or worn ..
I’m asking for an old friend you
understand, cheers ..
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Author:
Neville (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Here in the UK pants are wot we call gentlemen's undergarments .. anyway, I'm off to Le Grand Buffet in Narbonne France for a bit of a break so won't be around for a bit .. stay safe one n all š¤
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A good question Neville I think its part of the doesn't matter movement Male, Female, neither, inside out, right side out, backwards, forwards, all the same. Have a great trip
Please excuse late response, just stumbled across this .. Trip was great ta .. Neville
Evidently here in Australia (a part of the world you omitted to mention, Neville) there is a fashion colloquially known as āgoing commandoā. Donāt ask ā Iāve got me own arrangements ā donāt askā¦..
According to their website yer can order online ā save you all the bother of going to Le Grand Buffet in Narbwhateverā¦ā¦..
I hadn't forgotten about you lot down there Dave .. I just felt unable to include here for the purposes of this particular scribble because I haven't yet visited Oz .. but be sure I will .. Neville
Don't worry about wooly underwear or long johns........
From my instructional booklet "How to Integrate and Ingratiate in the Wide Brown Land" for marauding Poms
Well enjoy your trip
to Narbonne France!! šŗ
Most of them there
still wear, under pants! š¤£
Best regards peace āļø Thad
You are absolutely write sir .. most of em did .. Cheers .. All Good Things, Neville
You tend to see so many more 'builders bums' now Neville.
Andy
My point exactly ..
Great point. I wear shorts for as long as possible.
I quite fancy wearing a kilt these days .. cheers T .. N
Itās all the rage it seems more so with the low waisted over-pants lol!
tis when one's breeches are breached one has to prepare for .. or not, as the case may be .. maybe perhaps .. N
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