~> A Crappy Day At Work

Thad Wilk

Yeah I'm guilty, sorry boss I confess.

It was my fault I ain't got no excuse.

I drank too much 'Bud-Light' last night I guess?

Cuz all of a sudden all hell broke loose.

~^~

The Port-A-Potty was way down the road,

couldn't make it there man in time I suspect.

Dude that's why I had to use this commode.

Just deduct it out a my next paycheck!

~^~

Sorry about this accident I had.

I'll clean up this stinky mess right away.

It couldn't be helped I hope you ain't mad.

I shoulda stayed home and not worked today.

~^~

Boss; I know yer at Wal-Mart's, while yer there.

Bring back a 'sixpack' and some underwear! ~

 

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  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 13th, 2024 08:40
  • Comment from author about the poem: A bit of weird humor.. Yes Sonnets can be funny.. Cuz I say so!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 37
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  • Thomas W Case

    Funny stuff. Great job.

    • Thad Wilk

      Howdy Thomas!! ๐Ÿ‘‹ ๐Ÿบ
      Thank you my friend!! ๐Ÿ‘
      Keep a smiling!! ๐Ÿ˜Š
      Best regards โœŒ๏ธ Thad

    • Tony36

      Excellent write Thad, best regards

      • Thad Wilk

        Hey Tony!! ๐Ÿ‘‹ ๐Ÿค 
        Thank you bro
        glad I could bring
        you a chuckle or two! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿบ
        Best regards โœŒ๏ธ Thad

        • Tony36

          You're welcome Thad

        • sorenbarrett

          Loved the (sonnet?) not typical but fun none the less. I guess we have all been there at one time or another. Nothing like making a break for the John and not knowing if your going to make it. Hope there is no line.

          • Thad Wilk

            Hii ya Soren!! ๐Ÿ‘‹ ๐Ÿบ
            Yeah I had to
            write a humorous
            Sonnet cuz Dave ๐Ÿถ
            don't like my romantic
            ones, I try to please
            everyone, ๐Ÿ‘บ...
            Best regards โœŒ๏ธ Thad

          • Doggerel Dave

            Very good stuff that Bud Light from Walmartโ€™s:
            Turns out them bowel perturbations werenโ€™t no fartsโ€ฆ.

            There you go Thad โ€“ once you pitch your stuff low enough, you get me going, despite my infirmityโ€ฆ.

            • Thad Wilk

              Howdy Dave!! ๐Ÿ‘‹ ๐Ÿถ ๐Ÿบ
              Long time no see,
              I thought you were
              sick ๐Ÿค’ ๐Ÿคข or something ๐Ÿค”ยฟ?
              Glad to see your back! ๐Ÿ˜Š
              I knew you'd like thissun!
              Keep a smiling! ๐Ÿ˜€
              Best regards โœŒ๏ธ Thad

              • Doggerel Dave

                Getting better....slowly....๐Ÿคข -yeh, that one just about covers it.

              • Goldfinch60

                Great fun write Thad. I hope your boss brought your underwear. LOL

                Andy

                • Thad Wilk

                  Hii ya Andy!! ๐Ÿ‘‹ โ˜•
                  Thank you bro,
                  yes he did bring
                  me the underwear AND
                  the Bud-Light too! ๐Ÿบ
                  Best regards โœŒ๏ธ Thad

                • Thad Wilk

                • Thad Wilk

                  *pray*



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