Yeah I'm guilty, sorry boss I confess.
It was my fault I ain't got no excuse.
I drank too much 'Bud-Light' last night I guess?
Cuz all of a sudden all hell broke loose.
~^~
The Port-A-Potty was way down the road,
couldn't make it there man in time I suspect.
Dude that's why I had to use this commode.
Just deduct it out a my next paycheck!
~^~
Sorry about this accident I had.
I'll clean up this stinky mess right away.
It couldn't be helped I hope you ain't mad.
I shoulda stayed home and not worked today.
~^~
Boss; I know yer at Wal-Mart's, while yer there.
Bring back a 'sixpack' and some underwear! ~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: October 13th, 2024 08:40
- Comment from author about the poem: A bit of weird humor.. Yes Sonnets can be funny.. Cuz I say so!
- Category: Humor
- Views: 33
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Comments7
Funny stuff. Great job.
Howdy Thomas!! 👋 🍺
Thank you my friend!! 👍
Keep a smiling!! 😊
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Excellent write Thad, best regards
Hey Tony!! 👋 🤠
Thank you bro
glad I could bring
you a chuckle or two! 🤣🍺
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You're welcome Thad
Loved the (sonnet?) not typical but fun none the less. I guess we have all been there at one time or another. Nothing like making a break for the John and not knowing if your going to make it. Hope there is no line.
Hii ya Soren!! 👋 🍺
Yeah I had to
write a humorous
Sonnet cuz Dave 🐶
don't like my romantic
ones, I try to please
everyone, 👺...
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Very good stuff that Bud Light from Walmart’s:
Turns out them bowel perturbations weren’t no farts….
There you go Thad – once you pitch your stuff low enough, you get me going, despite my infirmity….
Howdy Dave!! 👋 🐶 🍺
Long time no see,
I thought you were
sick 🤒 🤢 or something 🤔¿?
Glad to see your back! 😊
I knew you'd like thissun!
Keep a smiling! 😀
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Getting better....slowly....🤢 -yeh, that one just about covers it.
Great fun write Thad. I hope your boss brought your underwear. LOL
Andy
Hii ya Andy!! 👋 ☕
Thank you bro,
yes he did bring
me the underwear AND
the Bud-Light too! 🍺
Best regards ✌️ Thad
*pray*
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