" IT "

IT came to my house approached my front door.

It was a dark, rainy and eerie night.

I could not imagine what was in store?

The lightning had struck blown out my porch light!

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I let that smelly red eyed dude come in.

As my eyes slowly focused in the dark,

IT snarled at me with a big toothy grin.

"Hungry for blood", was IT's only remark!

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My Mother-In-Laws pic I showed to IT.

Gave IT directions how to find her pad.

IT was happier than a pig in shit.

IT ate her instead and that made me glad! 

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Lately my wife's been bugging me like hell.

I think I'll give IT, her picture as well~

 

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