IT came to my house approached my front door.
It was a dark, rainy and eerie night.
I could not imagine what was in store?
The lightning had struck blown out my porch light!
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I let that smelly red eyed dude come in.
As my eyes slowly focused in the dark,
IT snarled at me with a big toothy grin.
"Hungry for blood", was IT's only remark!
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My Mother-In-Laws pic I showed to IT.
Gave IT directions how to find her pad.
IT was happier than a pig in shit.
IT ate her instead and that made me glad!
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My EX wife has been bugging me like hell.
I think I'll give IT, her picture as well~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: October 14th, 2024 08:50
- Comment from author about the poem: A Shakespearian Sonnet... TRUE STORY FOLKS I wouldn't make this up!! Muahaha!
- Category: Humor
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That don't look like a friendly E.T. to me! lol.
Hii Orchidee!! 🐹🐹 👋
Nope, definitely
not a friendly E.T.! 👽
Thanks for visiting me! 😁
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
Such cunning deception
Enforces the perception
That family life
Is better sans wife…….
I can’t believe that?
Better off with cat….?
Oh come on Thad - with your three wives, he should be on overtime rates.........🤪
Howdy Dave!! 🐶 👋 🤠 👽
Thanks for your
cool poetic commento! 😎
IT enjoys his job,
IT works for free bro!! 😉 👾
Best regards peace ✌️ Thad
About time he joined a Union........😃
Fast food? They say revenge is a dish best served cold. A fun read.
Hi Soren!! 👋 🤠
Revenge is best
served cold you're right!💯
And ( IT ) enjoyed
each yummy bite! 😋
Great a hearing from ya!!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Wonderful fun write Thad.
Andy
Hii ya Andy!! 👋 🍵
Thank you for
your cool
comment my friend!!
Happy Halloween!👻🎃👺
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Edgar Allen Poe would be proud of ya and Thad's a fact sir .. either that or on death row sir .. Very timely indeed wot with All Hallows only just around the corner .. Neville
Hii ya Neville!! 👋 🤠
Thank you for
stopping by
happy you enjoyed!! 👍
Happy Halloween! 👺🎃👻
Best regards ✌️ Thad
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