Notice of absence from Doggerel Dave
Not absent - still here!
Keep Calm and Carry On Poeming. 😂
Not absent - still here!
Keep Calm and Carry On Poeming. 😂
She’s back again, I do believe
Teddy.15’s settling in
For a time, but ready to leave;
A third exit, additional spin.
.
Thus how to complete the hat trick?
First, having been quite offensive,
Inarticulate complaints thick
With recriminations extensive;
.
(This pattern worked so well times past!)
One more attempt to get rid of
Dave fails - can’t believe it: flabbergast
She exits in a cloud of “love”….
.
Turn the other cheek you clown
They say; but I’ve only got two.
Suggested I whip my pants down -
‘Poetic Justice’ from the crew….. That you? 🙃
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Author:
Doggerel Dave (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: October 17th, 2024 01:34
- Comment from author about the poem: Very short absence. If they get any shorter, she’ll meet herself coming back…… ** NOTE TO T.15 AND ‘FRIENDS’ - this finishes here if no response/retort anywhere. Suggest moving along happily ignoring one another…..
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- Users favorite of this poem: Cheeky Missy
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Comments7
I for myself must not antagonise people - with inappropriate (NS) daft comments at times, or however I may upset folk.
It's no use me waking up any sleeping dogs - they are likely to bite me!
Not that I never get upset myself, but I do tend to take the passive approach.
So wot are you saying here? can we assume that positive action will arise from such deep introspection, orchi?
I shall probably continue being Sir Orchi NS. lol.
Yeh - that does seem the most likely outcome.....
How have I been oblivious to these goings on? Hope all gets smoothened out 👍🏻
Really Rik?
Sad, but I can get quite oblivious to what goes on around me.
It is a gift, I'd say Rik, sometimes.......
Dave I like you both what am I to do? The best for me is to stay out of this and hope you both put on the other shoe
Thought we had covered this, Soren. Since you feel the need to be all things to all people (and I don't know how you do it - MPS must take up a hellava lot of your time - I know it does mine, and my input is much less than yours) then best you keep your antenna fully extended and avoid any contribution which could potentially disturb/antagonise either party.
Great poem and rant,
sad to hear you two
poets are on the outs..😢
Hope you two have
a truce, in the near future.😊
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Thanks for the read, Thad. Unfortunately this is a long standing feud. So I very much doubt it.
Funnier things have happened, I know.... but🤷🏻
Oh, what are those little
( Red flames ) on different
Poets poems mean!?
Can you asplain it.... 🤔
With you all the way - I don't understand them either...
There's a 'contact us' just below - I'm going to hassle them once more....
Hi guys. It's attached to poems that entered the "Trending now" box. A little souvenir. Like they were "on fire".. a bit cheesy, yes...
Thanks for the info, Julian. We'll suffer....🙃
I have always believed there is a point beyond which there can be no
Return? And thus we may inhabit our separate wildernesses drawing comfort and succor where we find.......
it ..
I do believe so......
Aha! Me finally catches your drift, you riot. Well, if you like taking it on the bare buttocks [or whatever you Brits call it], then I guess you can turn the other cheek... and loudly expel a noxious odor to contribute further to the ridiculous situation. For my part, I think I'll maybe give the silly parties their way who've blocked me craz'ly for unknown causes, other than finding me as real and lively as ever. Having left this site to rot after the enjoyment lost its appeal 14 years ago, and only visiting to post once annually, if at all, methinks I'll return to that since this drama is more than I like, and since my own existence has taken a turn for such excitement as leaves the online world too little worth the trouble. I do love this piece. Beautifully rendered with a haunting poignancy and superb humor, not to mention excellent imagery. Thank you very much for sharing.
Took no effort at all, Missy – in fact it was both imperative and (dare I say?) enjoyable. How to counter effectively much open aggression? I felt better for it.
Do I read there that you are about to depart once more? Go on – reconsider. Though pleased if you have found more fertile pastures.
I wish you luck whichever way you go.
Oh – and thanks for the fave.
Oh, but you're very welcome, my pleasure entirely. You see, growing up in my father's house with no less than six younger brothers and all my dad's uncles, I'm more accustomed to you boys than girls. You're all too fun and that's possibly why I'm such a little pain, while believing I must be surely loved. Thank you again! Maybe if my circumstances permit I'll post...I mean, I was fully intending to do so today anyway, so we'll see.
I'm beginning to think I've received more attention than I really deserve.... Thanks once more and I wish you well whichever way you go.
Take care of yourself.
Well, your avatar should suffice alongside your charming username to give you attention and affection. Thanks again!
Oh! Very Cheeky.😁😁😁
Me or Missey?🙃🙃🙃
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