~> Much Schooling To Become A Witch!

Thad Wilk

I love it when it's Halloween,

witches on broomsticks can be seen.

All Hallows Eve it is the trend,

black magic potions witches blend!

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Old witches they instruct the new,

on what to add to spells they brew.

New trainees come from everywhere,

and recipe's like this they share.

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RECIPE:

Find rancid water put in pot,

make sure the cauldron's boiling hot.

Use mule urine to make it thick.

'Twill give the batch "an extra kick."

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Mmmm, next thing to add is eye of newt.

Right leg of toad and heel of boot.

Three whiskers from an alley cat 

and finally the wing of bat!

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Soon magic spells then they can cast.

Their powers will be unsurpassed!

Learning these chants and spells a bitch,

much schooling to become a witch~

 

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  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 21st, 2024 09:29
  • Comment from author about the poem: HAPPY HALLOWEEN Y'ALL! Muahahaaa!
  • Category: Special occasion
  • Views: 30
  • Users favorite of this poem: Teddy.15
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  • sorenbarrett

    Almost Shakepear Mcbeth a fun read and all in the season of darkness.

    • Thad Wilk

      Hii ya Soren!! 👋 👻
      Thanks guy for stoppin\' by! 👍
      Glad you enjoyed!! 😁
      Y\'all have a great Monday!! 👿
      Best regards peace ✌️ Thad

    • Teddy.15

      Some of us find it easy to be a witch 🧹 lol 🤣
      another wonderful addition to MPS's very own Halloween collection 🎃

      • Thad Wilk

        Howdy Teddy!! 🧸 👋
        Thank you for your
        lovely comment!! 🍪 👻
        Happy you enjoyed!!👿👹
        Have a NICE Monday!!
        Best Witches, 🎃
        I mean wishes! 🍀 🤗 🌹. Thad

        • Teddy.15

          🤣

        • Neville



          Maybe I'm just going through a bad spell .. Not my favourite time of year or celebration, but a great and timely poem nevertheless .. 🐧👍

          • Thad Wilk

            Howdy Neville! 👋 🎃
            Haaaa, a "bad spell,,"
            you slay me! 🤣
            Thanks for stoppin' by guy!!
            Glad you enjoyed!! 👿👺
            Best regards peace ✌️ Thad

          • orchidee

            Ahh, a picture of three mother-in-laws there?! heehee.

            • Thad Wilk

              Hii ya Orchidee!! 🐹🐹🎃👻
              Yes the one in the
              middle is my X mother-in-law!👹
              Thanks for reminding me! 😜
              Beast regards 👺
              I mean best regards ✌️ Thad

            • Doggerel Dave

              G’day Thad,
              A ruck and a stink - they’re at it again;
              The Estate Agent didn’t mention them.
              My next door neighbors are a right old pain;
              One of ‘em fancies me but she ain’t no femme…….

              ….. ‘I’m off to see the wizard’ – You know, that old bloke from Oz....see if he can help me out….

              • Thad Wilk

                Howdy Dave!! 👋 🐶 👻
                Thank you for your visit man! 😊
                Iffin that old bloke
                from Oz can't help you out,
                then no one can! 👺👿
                Great a hearin' from ya!!
                Best Witches! 🍀 Peace Thad

                • Doggerel Dave

                  And witches the one you'd rather avoid??✌️

                • Goldfinch60

                  Good fun write Thad.

                  Andy



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