A nursery rhyme for us mature children

sorenbarrett

I sit upon the throne, over all the shit I own
at my side an official paper, to clean up this caper
I'm not in any rush in my left hand a royal flush
Old king Cole sitting on his bowl
with fingers free let me fiddle with my diddle, then pee

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  • Teddy.15

    Most amusing dear King 🤣

    • sorenbarrett

      Thank you Teddy just a thought from the pot

      • Teddy.15

        From smoking the pot 🍲 lol 😂 ❤️

      • arqios

        That about sums it up in every castle 🏰 to which the king does reign.

        • sorenbarrett

          Thanks for the read Cryptic

        • Tony36

          Excellent

          • sorenbarrett

            Thanks Tony appreciate the read

          • Thad Wilk

            👍 👍
            Hilarious nursery rhyme
            I gotta say!!💯👌
            2nd stanza just blew
            me away!! 🤣🤣
            Thanks for sharing
            really made my day!! 😁
            Best regards ✌️ Thad

            • sorenbarrett

              Thanks for the read and comment Thad it is appreciated

            • David Wakeling

              Certainly a poet having fun.

              • sorenbarrett

                Just that. Sometimes ya just gotta do what ya gotta do. Appreciate the read and comment David

              • Thomas W Case

                Lol. Funny stuff.

                • sorenbarrett

                  Thanks Thomas appreciate the read

                • Goldfinch60

                  Pee away dear soren, pee away. LOL

                  Andy

                  • sorenbarrett

                    Thanks Andy for the read nature has a way of making these things happen.

                  • Neville


                    May I respectfully suggest that you neck a trug of tomatoes on a daily basis & when not in season, tinned ones will do the job just as well your Majesty 🍅👍

                    • sorenbarrett

                      Thanks for the read Neville sometimes shit just happens.lol

                    • rebellion_in_sanity

                      I have almost made it a ritual for me to read one of your poems after writing a couple. Each read tells me the long path I would need to traverse before becoming better. This time also it was no different. Absolutely loved it.

                      • sorenbarrett

                        I most humbly thank you my friend. That is a path that I stumble on frequently but I am not looking where I am going I am enjoying the trip. Thank you so much for joining me on my journey

                      • Accidental Poet

                        I've often thought of writing such a poetic verse, but could never manage to come up with a clean way to put it. You Sir have achieved what I could not. I congratulate you. 😁👍

                        • sorenbarrett

                          Thanks Accidental for the read and most kind words of encouragement. From time to time these things come to mind so what the heck write them down

                          • Accidental Poet

                            I agree, but certain subjects must be handled carefully. Like with gloves on. 😁

                          • Dan Williams

                            Here I sit, broken hearted . . .you know the rest.

                            • sorenbarrett

                              Well the logical rhymn would have been farted but I figured .......no Thanks Dan got the message. Appreciate the read

                            • sunshine777

                              Very unique, one of a kind no doubt

                              • sorenbarrett

                                Thanks for your review and comment. Yea I would agree just one of those things.



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