I sit upon the throne, over all the shit I own
at my side an official paper, to clean up this caper
I'm not in any rush in my left hand a royal flush
Old king Cole sitting on his bowl
with fingers free let me fiddle with my diddle, then pee
- Author: sorenbarrett ( Offline)
- Published: October 26th, 2024 04:22
- Category: Unclassified
- Views: 117
- Users favorite of this poem: Teddy.15, Cheeky Missy, Accidental Poet
Comments12
Most amusing dear King 🤣
Thank you Teddy just a thought from the pot
From smoking the pot 🍲 lol 😂 ❤️
That about sums it up in every castle 🏰 to which the king does reign.
Thanks for the read Cryptic
Excellent
Thanks Tony appreciate the read
👍 👍
Hilarious nursery rhyme
I gotta say!!💯👌
2nd stanza just blew
me away!! 🤣🤣
Thanks for sharing
really made my day!! 😁
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Thanks for the read and comment Thad it is appreciated
Certainly a poet having fun.
Just that. Sometimes ya just gotta do what ya gotta do. Appreciate the read and comment David
Lol. Funny stuff.
Thanks Thomas appreciate the read
Pee away dear soren, pee away. LOL
Andy
Thanks Andy for the read nature has a way of making these things happen.
May I respectfully suggest that you neck a trug of tomatoes on a daily basis & when not in season, tinned ones will do the job just as well your Majesty 🍅👍
Thanks for the read Neville sometimes shit just happens.lol
I have almost made it a ritual for me to read one of your poems after writing a couple. Each read tells me the long path I would need to traverse before becoming better. This time also it was no different. Absolutely loved it.
I most humbly thank you my friend. That is a path that I stumble on frequently but I am not looking where I am going I am enjoying the trip. Thank you so much for joining me on my journey
I've often thought of writing such a poetic verse, but could never manage to come up with a clean way to put it. You Sir have achieved what I could not. I congratulate you. 😁👍
Thanks Accidental for the read and most kind words of encouragement. From time to time these things come to mind so what the heck write them down
I agree, but certain subjects must be handled carefully. Like with gloves on. 😁
Here I sit, broken hearted . . .you know the rest.
Well the logical rhymn would have been farted but I figured .......no Thanks Dan got the message. Appreciate the read
Very unique, one of a kind no doubt
Thanks for your review and comment. Yea I would agree just one of those things.
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