~> Breaking News Article! ( "True" Cover Story?! )

Thad Wilk

Sarah Palin showed no remorse today!

Wearing the 'furs' of animals she claimed

to have killed with her bare hands.

Palin denied that there was any political

reason or motive behind the brutal

shooting of beloved "Bullwinkle',

a popular figure in the cartoon industry

and an Icon to millions of children and

adults throughout the world! 

 

Bullwinkle J. Moose was on a fund raising

with well known cartoon characters Rocky

Squirrel and Bradenov; unbeknownst to 

them, the horror that was to unfold.

Plans for the funeral arrangement are on

hold until further investigation 

into this horrific matter.

 

Be sure to read my two latest breaking 

news articles on page 16 and 17!

"Blind woman" gets new lung from brother

she hasn't seen in decades!

                    AND

Police in Texas are outraged, and begin 

a campaign to "run down" Jaywalkers!!

 

     ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 4th, 2024 09:11
  • Comment from author about the poem: A true article and cover story folks, I couldn't make this up!! Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't!
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • orchidee

    Good write T.

    • Thad Wilk

      Howdy Orchidee!! πŸΉπŸΉπŸ‘‹
      Thank ya kindly my friend,!! πŸ˜„
      Best regards ✌️ peace Thad

    • sorenbarrett

      Made me smile reminds me of the National Enquirer the only true source of news (as stated by men in black). Don't get enough of this news these days. A most fun read.

      • Thad Wilk

        Howdy Soren!! πŸ‘‹ 🀠
        Thank you my friend! πŸ™‚
        I couldn't resist that dang
        picture πŸ˜‚ plus I
        was in a nutty mood!! 🀣
        Y'all have a great
        day ya hear!
        Best regards ✌️ peace. Thad

      • Tony36

        Excellent write

        • Thad Wilk

          Howdy Tony!! πŸ‘‹ 🀠
          Thank you for your
          comment and
          continued support
          my friend!! πŸ‘πŸ˜Ž
          Best regards ✌️ peace. Thad

          • Tony36

            You're welcome Thad, best regards

          • Doggerel Dave

            How Dee (spell check) Thad:
            From a Journal of Record this must be without dispute;
            Alaska harbors this ex politician of disrepute.
            But here we have a Texan correspondent of the times -
            Read all about it where you don’t have to pay any dimes.

            Entertained me no end, mate.

            • Thad Wilk

              πŸ‘‰ Howdy πŸ‘ˆ Dave!!πŸ‘‹ 🐢 πŸ•
              Thank you for your
              wonderful comment
              How Dee is like maybe
              Australian lingo, I think! πŸ€”
              Glad I could entertain you
              today my friend!! 😁
              Best regards ✌️ peace. Thad

            • NafisaSB

              true reflection on the state of affairs today

              • Thad Wilk

                Hii Nafisa!! πŸ‘‹ 🌞
                Thank you so much! πŸ˜€
                Nice hearing from you!! πŸ‘
                Y'all have a wonderful day!!
                Best wishes πŸ€πŸ€—πŸŒΉ Thad

                • NafisaSB

                  thank you too, and returning back your wishes doubled for you - take care, and have a great day...



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