A word from Fido to me about Ch....

orchidee

Now look, Fido says to me 

This can't go on for ever

Thinking it's Ch..... already

There's about 40 days to go yet

And you've got two cards already

From the SAME person!

He wishes they would send him a bone early. lol.

 

Also he says to me

You know Ch..... will be over by December 1st

Cos you're sure it's next week

Though you've not seen Santa's sleigh yet

And you've not had that annual morning yet

When you find the lounge full of soot

 

Fido knows why that is so - 

It's some fat beardy bloke

In a red costume, hat, and welly boots

Now none us knows how he gets down the chimney

But he always fills the lounge with soot. Doh!

 

I shall buy KP nothing

I got no money left

She has it for her botox

Though it's done no good

Even after 5,743 appointments!

I say to her

'You're looking worse these days, my dear!' (lol)

 

I will fool her....

And say - Ch...... was around November 20th this year

So it's all over now

I will say to her on December 25th

 

Getting those two cards already has thrown me

I dunno what day, what year, what century we are in - 

No change there then for you, Fido tells me! lol.

 

Did I mention the full word once in this poem?!

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 14th, 2024 09:43
  • Comment from author about the poem: The saga of Ch........
  • Category: Humor
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  • Doggerel Dave

    Carol is obviously your biggest fan, orchi - I'd feel proud that someone felt so strongly about you that they would go to so much extra trouble.

    • orchidee

      Thanks D.

      • Doggerel Dave

        So is a divorce from KP and a sacred uniting with Carol likely?
        Please let us all know as I'm sure we would want to celebrate....

      • Thad Wilk

        🤣🤣 No you didn't
        mention CHRISTMAS
        at all!¿ 🌲⛄🦌🎄🧑‍🎄
        But that's ok,
        I enjoyed it ALL!! 👍
        B res t regards ✌️ peace. Thad

        • orchidee

          Thanks T.

        • Goldfinch60

          Good fun write Orchi.

          • orchidee

            Thanks Gold.

          • Neville



            What is it about cheese you rodents find so difficult to mention in public eh'

            • orchidee

              Thanks N. lol.

            • Cassie58

              You are very lucky having two cards already:) Also you need to grow your spirit of Christmas. You should dig deep and buy something nice for KP.
              🎄🎄🎄

              • orchidee

                Thanks C. I have to be horrible to her, to take her down a peg or two. lol.

                • Cassie58

                  She might just burn the Turkey!!!!

                  • orchidee

                    Yes, she gets her own back. It\'s a love-hate marriage. Mostly hate! heehee. (ohh, mad fantasy world!).
                    Those cards have thrown me out of sequence. Now I'm sure Easter is in January. lol.

                  • Tom Dylan

                    Hmmm.. the saga of Ch indeed, Orchi! Thanks for sharing, I think. 🙂

                    • orchidee

                      Thanks Tom. I'm a confused laddie. I will probably get an Easter card in January. lol.

                    • sorenbarrett

                      Thank you for not mentioning the word. I suffer from PTSD from that event. Good write Orchi

                      • orchidee

                        Thanks SB.



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