Ma rooster crowed, it were the crack a dawn.
Thought this would be like any uther day.
Whilst a shovlin' horse shit on thet cool morn,
dun spied a glit'rin object in the hay!
^^
Ah was amazed at how thet thang shined so bright!
An cuud not imagine what it would be.
Findin' this jule shore brung me such delight.
Gaush dang, what an amazin' discov'ry!
^^
'Twer the weddin' ring ah gut fer ma EX.
The witch dun throwed it at me when we split.
She's always textin' when we're havin' sex?
Glad she is gone ah don't miss her a bit!
^^
It was peur luck ah found this matchin' ring!
Ah might git hitched again, this cummin' spring~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: November 15th, 2024 09:45
- Comment from author about the poem: This poem is in thee Sonnet form. YES Sonnets kin be in Redneck dialect, cuz ah dun say so!
- Category: Reflection
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Comments5
Loved the dialect a little word play as well with horse shit and dun. Very fun read
Howdy Soren!! 👋 🤠
Happy you enjoyed
this poem my friend!!👍😜
Y'all have a grrrrrrrrr8 weekend!! 🍺
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Excellent write Thad
Hii ya Tony guyI! 👋 🍺
Thanks for stoppin' by!! 👍
Y'all have a grrrrr8 weekend!!
Best regards ✌️ peace. Thad
You're welcome Thad, best regards
LOL! Loved this! This made me laugh so hard, I cried! Thoroughly enjoyed this. Well done, Thad! 👏🌹
Howdy Tristan!! 👋 🤠
Am shor glad y'all injoyed
this poem ah writ! ✍️ 😃
Ah thought it was funny too,
ah hasta admit! 🤣
Grrrr8 a hearin' from ya my friend!
Best regards,
have a grrrrr8 weekend! 👋
Peace ✌️. Thad
You too, Thad!
How do, Thad
Her texting while you’re on the job ain’t no fun at all;
I’d pawn them rings, go freelance and have yourself a ball.
What’s the point of marriage vows when they cause such strife?
Go get your rides where you can but there's no need for a wife.
Hi ya Dave! 🐶 🐕 👋
Thank you for your commento! 👍
Your rhyming's getting better bro! 😜
Just thought you would like to know!
Least I think so, least I think so! 😉
Best regards ✌️ Thad
So long as I'm moving in the right direction,
Just please have no expectation of perfection......tion...tion... tion.😜
Fine words that dialect Thad .
Andy
Howdy Andy!! Wave 👋 🍺
Happy you enjoyed my friend!!
Keep a smiling!! 😊
Y'all have a great weekend,!!
Best regards peace ✌️ Thad
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