Meanwhile....

orchidee

Meanwhile......

'Tis what I put on some comments

A fantasy land - me, KP, and Fido

 

If you spot that word in my comments

It usually means something daft is to follow

I use it as an indication

In case I just blunder in

And the humour may seem inappropriate

And so I get told off

For putting my big foot in it

Appearing insensitive, crass, ignorant, etc

 

The replies may be in words such as

'You cad; you bounder' 'you......'

Or 'tally ho, jolly hockey sticks,' etc

If it's a milder reply

Summat like that anyway

'Ooh - mind your language' says Fido!

 

A couple of examples:

'Oohh, don't try suicide

It will hurt

And you can't try it again if you succeed first time'

 

'I phoned the Samaritans - 

They were permanently engaged!' Doh!

 

'I raided KP's money box

Not a penny in it

It was full of Botox supplies!'

 

'For those terrible dark humour jokes

You may need to mark this 18+,' says Fido

'Or I will bark at ya!'

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 17th, 2024 03:23
  • Comment from author about the poem: Ooh, an 18+ poem from me?!
  • Category: Unclassified
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Comments12

  • Neville



    Well I neva ..

    • orchidee

      Thanks N.

    • sorenbarrett

      If the humor is too dark then it can't be seen with no light.

      • orchidee

        Thanks SB.

      • arqios

        Meanwhile….. I’m all for a good tally ho!

        • orchidee

          A spiffing thank you A.

        • 2781

          Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
          Pedro disguises himself as a door

          • orchidee

            Thanks 2.

          • Doggerel Dave

            Missed the last train home again did yer...nothing much left to do but diddle on the station's toilet door... there for posterity.. or 'til the cleaners come....

            • orchidee

              Thanks D.

            • Cassie58

              To think I stopped on WC an extra five minutes to read this. I will never thank you enuff :😀

              • orchidee

                Thanks C.

              • Tristan Robert Lange

                Meanwhile...I am pretty sure, Fido aside, you get a pass on this, my friend! Well done! 🌹👏🦮

                • orchidee

                  Thanks T.

                  • Tristan Robert Lange

                    You're welcome. Now, please make sure to give Fido a good pet for me! 😉

                  • Thad Wilk

                    You get a. 10 from
                    me my friend! 👍🐹🐹
                    Your humor is
                    the living end,!! 🐶 Arf-arf
                    Thanks for sharing,
                    much enjoyed! 🤩best regards ✌️ Thad

                    • orchidee

                      Thanks T.

                    • NafisaSB

                      enjoyed it. well done

                      • orchidee

                        Thanks N.

                      • Dan Williams

                        Hey, Poetic License applies here as well. Good work.

                        • orchidee

                          Thanks D.

                        • Goldfinch60

                          Fine words Orchi, at least you didn't use the Ch... word.

                          Andy

                          • orchidee

                            Thanks Gold.

                          • Tom Dylan

                            This made me smile. Tally ho? My old headmaster used to speak ever so posh (considering it was an inner city high school). He used to say By jove! 🙂

                            • orchidee

                              Thanks T.



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