My butt crack always showed at work.
I felt just like a fuckin' jerk!
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I'm a plumber what can I say.
When I crouch down to my dismay.
My butt was always on display.
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I asked my gal what should i do?
Immediately she came through.
Bought those bad boys to try on too.
They much improved the field of view!
``
My customers don't mind a bit.
No longer take a hissy fit.
They actually enjoy IT!
And I do too I must admit.
My gal is really quite the wit!
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My business nearly went stone cold.
Now it's improved almost ten-fold.
I'm in demand so I am told.
These shirts are worth their weight in gold.
``
I have on hand a large array.
A different "look" for each work day.
It's hard to keep clients at bay!
``
These days I laugh when I look back;
now, I proudly flash my butt crack! ~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: November 17th, 2024 10:33
- Comment from author about the poem: This poem is in the MONOMETRIC FORM.\r\nIt requires the poet to begin with a couplet,\r\nthen augment each succeeding stanza with\r\n\\\"one more line\\\". Each stanza is to be an \r\nindependent mono-rhyme....
- Category: Humor
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Comments6
Hilarious. You must have some time on your hands to compose in all these different forms. Over here in the UK we would call that Builders Bum. I just showed my other half your posted images. He laughed a lot. Where do you buy the shirts lol. He didn’t want to know about your poetry though lol. He isn’t a poetry sort of guy.
Hii Cassie!! 🌺 👋
Thank you poetess!
Builders bum,, I neva heard
that term before, I like it! 😉
I'll use it in one a my future poems!! 😜
Glad I could bring you a smile!!
You have an awesome Sunday!! 🌞
Best wishes 🍀 🤗 🌹 🐦. Thad
Humor is the best medicine and sex sells better than anything else put the two togeather and you got a winner.
Hii ya Soren!! 👋 🤠
Thank you!!
You are right, you are pretty slick!👍
Sex and humor that IS the trick!! 🤣
You have a wonderful Sunday!!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Presentation is All:
It’s all them customers to whom my bum is in thrall.
Times when we couldn’t pay the bills, I don’t miss ‘em at all.
My wife refused to let me buy better fitting trews -
Any change of apparel, she said would mean we would lose.
You've certainly plumbed the depths of hilarity, Thad
Howdy Dave!! 👋 🐶 🐕
Thanks guy for stoppin' by!!
If I said I didn't love your comment,
that would surely be a lie! 🤥
Thanks for visiting; by the way,
your poetic comments
always make my day!! ☺️
Best regards ✌️ peace. Thad
Enjoy doing it, Thad. Gets me old brain cells jangling.
Fuck the monometric form this cool as it stands .. or should that be hot as he kneels .. at the end of the day it don't matter .. I bet you get a load of view too .. bravo .. Neville
Wonderful fun words Thad. As Cassie said, here in the UK we call ir "Builders Bum".
Andy
humor well presented. enjoyed the flow of words - as usual: you have me floored... keep it coming
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