KP Nuts

orchidee

Write sense, that man!

Not garbage about KP

No, not the KP nuts of old

(Can you still get them today?)

But me wifey - you knows her

Must have seen her 10 million times

In papers, magazines, on TV

Everywhere in fact!

 

Dunno why I write this rubbish about her

She's laughing really

Cos it gives her even more publicity

Nope, I'm not a misogynist - woman hater

But I have to do horrid things to her sometimes

To keep her down a peg or three

 

I'm the guy, she says

Who got M&S mixed up

And called it S&M - Doh!

She gets her own back

She's tied this ball and chain to me ankle

And thrown away the key!

 

Now what you doing knowing about S&M? asks Fido

He says - it will only make you swoon!

Though it's TMI - Too Much Information

To tell ya any details

If I been a 'dark horse' or not - have I?! Oooh!

 

Woof, mark this one 18+ says Fido! lol.

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 25th, 2024 07:51
  • Comment from author about the poem: Some more rubbish, and an 'excuse' of a poem. lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 21
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Comments8

  • Doggerel Dave

    Thanks orchi, Getting into acronyms, I see ....

    • orchidee

      Oh yes - TMI, the BBC, XYZ, whatever.....!

      • Doggerel Dave

        I'd advise you utilize a POQ strategy before someone finds you out.... LOL

      • Tristan Robert Lange

        M&S! LOL! This had me laughing so hard, I honestly haven't stopped! Brilliant, my friend! 🌹👏

        • orchidee

          Thanks T. As Fido says, it's TMI to give details. lol.

          • Tristan Robert Lange

            Indeed, Fido be correct! LOL!

          • Tony36

            Great write

            • orchidee

              Thanks Tony.

              • Tony36

                You're welcome

              • arqios

                Let Fido have a paw at this!

                • orchidee

                  Thanks A.

                • sorenbarrett

                  Fido is right it is a +18. Oh well nice write Orchi

                  • orchidee

                    Thanks SB.

                  • Cassie58

                    This was funny, and I see Fido’s out on guard today Orchi. I hope you aren’t being violent with the lovely KP:)

                    • orchidee

                      Thanks C. I just keep her down a peg or two with small nasty things. lol.

                      • Cassie58

                        She has alot to put up with I think. …. 😂

                      • Goldfinch60

                        TMI about KP Orchi. LOL

                        Andy

                        • orchidee

                          Thanks Gold. lol.

                        • Neville



                          FFS this was furry fun E Steven 🐭

                          • orchidee

                            Thanks N. Now me next poem, 18+ beginning:
                            Ohhhh, FFFFFF and F
                            And furthermore FFFFFFF and F....etc
                            Tone it down, says Fido
                            Me ears are burning! lol.



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