She flirted and played with Death every day.
Death gave her the tools to speed her demise.
She did not die, to his shock and dismay?
She was different, he saw it in her eyes.
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Smoked four packs a day, drank booze and did coke!
Played "Russian Roulette," was a cutter too.
Blew "rings" in his face with cigarette smoke.
'Twas something the Reaper could not construe?
``
Death had slowly become a pessimist.
Everything he tried he could not kill this chick.
He realized she was his nemesis.
She made the Reaper look like a real dick.
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In the end, Death got himself fired the slob.
Now she has his SCYTHE, and doing his job! ~
~~~**~~~**THE END~~~**~~~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
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Comments6
Fuck yeah! er....forgive my dirty language there. But I strongly approve in the most OFFENSIVELY FAVORABLE WAYS!!!!! Loved this Thad! Seriously! Well done, friend! 💯🌹👏✊❤️✌️
🌹🌹🌹👏👏👏 to throw in some more!
Howdy Tristan!! 👋 🤠
Thanks for a stopping by bro!! 👍
I appreciate your awesome
and inspirin\' commento!! 😮😲🤩
Oh my friend by the way,
keep a smilin\' and have a great day! 🌞
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
You too, Thad! I really loved your poem! Had my daughter read it too! LOL! ✌️
Don’t you just love that the chick made the Reaper look like a dick lol. Well done Thad. Lots of humour here. Hope you are having a great day.
Hey Casie!! 👋🌻
Thank you poetess!!
Yup that Reaper really
wasn\'t too swift.😳
Now he works in a
junk yard folks say
driving a forklift. 😢
NICE hearing from ya! 😀
Best wishes 🍀🤗😘🌹🐦 Thad
G'day Thad
With her in charge the future looks quite black.
There’s too much free enterprise around today;
He’s got to join a union and fight back.
Death, it would not look right if you were to pray.
Definitely think he stuffed up somewhere.....
Howdy Dave!! 👋 🐕 🐶
Thank you! 😊
Yeah Death should join
a union I guess! ¿😜
He wouldna gut canned
just time off more or less!!🤣
Thanks fur stoppin\' by guy!!! 🙏
Best regards ✌️ peace. Thad
Wonderful fun words Thad.
Andy
Hii ya Andy!! 👋 🌞
Thank you for visiting !! 😊
Glad you enjoyed,
keep a smiling!! 🤣
Best regards o peace. Thad
I like this porn it speaks to women’s rights I suppose. At some things, women are better just genetically so.
Hii ya Soren!! 👋 🍶
Glad you liked this poem,
thanks for visiting!! 😁👍
Keep a smiling! 🤣
Best regards ✌️ peace. Thad
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