Signs of Things to Come
My wife, she wears
the trousers ..
While I wear a really
pretty dress ..
I think there may be
something,
they are adding to
the water,
around these parts ..
For instance,
take my daughter
Dave, who is really
in such a dreadful mess ..
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Author:
Neville (
Offline) - Published: December 1st, 2024 04:10
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If I didn’t know that it was biological, I would think that it was being taught in the schools. Maybe it’s just a passing fashion. A fun lighthearted read that gave me a smile and that’s all it takes to be counted as good for me
so you don't think water has anything to do with it .. that's a relief .. I drink loads of the stuff .. so much in fact, I've noticed recently my bra doesn't fit as snugly as it ought ..
What did we identify as today... guess it doesn't really matter now that all is fluid and in a constant state of dysphoria... someone please respect the inner turmoil that boils and roils within me!
............... with much respect ... Cheers 👍
Satire at its best in this gradually inverting world. The best is the touch of absurdity towards the end. I felt the adsurdity managed to convey the incongruity of the situation quite eloquently. Fantastic poem!
Thanks for the thumbs up my friend 😎👍
Now where's my handbag - bet KP's got it! lol.
.. probably where you left it 😎👍
I sniff something satirical about this piece, just like you might encounter another alliterative affirmation acknowledging the unquestionable quality of this wonderful work. Well done, friend. 👏 Now, I am going to my male-exclusive bathroom at home…which my wife tells me is the tree in the woods behind the house. 😂
No kiddin ................. no kiddin ....... we used to have an outside lavatory too .. we used to call it the john .. now he's referred to as janette 😎👍
🤣 It evidently happens!
Excellent write Nevilie
Terrific .. ta Tony .. Neville
You're welcome
Your "...daughter, Dave, who--" must surely feel kinship with Ryan [Reynolds] and Blake [Lively/Reynolds]' daughter James, and the host of other misnamed girls....and you blame the drinking water. Hmm. Is your "skirt" a kilt? Either way, delightfully rendered in excellent good humor with sparkling imagery. Thank you for sharing. [To think I'm still disgusted with my dad's sister who named my cousin, my female cousin, Bronte, twenty years ago, like that was acceptable.]
Cor blimey Mistress Missy that wasn't a very nice thing for ya aunt to do now woz it .. I still have the number of a half decent hit man if you want it .. Neville
Nah. My aunt is better off with the misery she causes herself with her choices.
Hard time picking which restroom to use, are you? Girls in the Boy Scouts? Arrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh.
There would appear to be a few who seem to be sitting on the fence .. cheers .. Neville
Good fun write Neville but in these days and ages there seems to be a war going on about what sex we are.
Andy
Thanks Andy, I know what side I'm on .. Ta very much 😎🐧👍
Thought I'd stay clear...didn't want to get confused.....
I quite understand .. cheers Dave
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