A musical feast
on the radio caused a pile up on the M25 today
no one injured but there were two arrests
Mr Goldfinch and Mr Edwards
we're both found dressed as Reindeers
in the middle of a now traffic jam
just in front of the pile up
the local news station reporting
that they were found with a very loud bluetooth speaker
listening to Dame Edna’s personal rendition of
(Rocking around the Christmas tree)
the thing that struck the other drivers was
how the hell did they manage to steal
the Trafalgar Square Christmas tree
placing it in the middle of the pile up?
no less, the lights working perfectly
and how indeed did they manage to get
what I believe to be a swollen pair of giant balls that glow
on the top of the Norwegian Spruce?
ungracefully donated
I believe
by Stanley the Dachshund…
this is Teddy15 reporting from the scene
now…back to the studio.
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Author:
Teddy.15 (
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- Comment from author about the poem: now, if only i could have done a podcast 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 happy Monday to all.
- Category: Humor
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Comments7
A great bit of fun, Thank you Teddy
Ah, thank you so much just a bit of Christmas cheer seeing as though it's all around 🤗
You are very welcome
Oh wow that took me for a ride!
lol be careful of that pile up then. 🤣 Thank you dear arqios 🌹
Ah just what I needed a fun read in the middle of a season of rush, push and shove. Gave me a smile Teddy
lol the M25 is a motorway that goes all around London, just in case you were wondering, thank you dear sorrenbarret 🌹💙💐💐 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
Lovely, funny write Teddy. You mention Dame Edna ( bless her) I was such a huge fan:) and the Christmas songs have started on the radio already. I won’t be rocking around the tree though till next week. Love those reindeer. And those glowing swollen balls 😂Have a jolly Monday dear Teddy 🌹🎄🎄🎄
Ha ha my dear Cassie I was also thinking of putting you at the top of this tree but then I thought no far too much of an angel 😇 thank you my dear and lovely friend. 🌹
Excellent write, laughed the whole time I read it
Thank you dear Tony, most kind of you to say so, isn't it good to laugh, I've just seen starling passing over the satellites of Elon Musk I swear it looked like father Christmas, not sure I'm happy to be witness to that one. 🌹
You're welcome
Funny, Funny, Funnny, Teddy.
Thank you so much dear Jerry. 🌹
How did you find that out from your studio in Italy Teddy, or did they pay you to come to the UK to report on those who have started to fully use the C word in December. LOL
Andy
Lmao oh I just happen to be flying over in my helicopter, I had to have a closer look. 🤣 You were excellent entertainment, but how did you manage to smuggle your cellphone into jail, naughty Goldfinch! LoL
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