Will this ever stop? Fido asks me?
Putting down KP?
Well, it has to be done sometimes, I reply
To keep her down a peg or three
I'm writing this book about her and others:
'The Illustrated Encyclopedia of Trouts- Old Ones'
There's no pictures of fish in it
But plenty of botox
And some giant hamsters too
(In a book about fish?!)
I've wasted hours on that book
A load of rubbish -
It will only backfire on me
Cos it will give her even MORE publicity!
Heehee
She's done it again
Caused me to write this poem about her - another one
Now it promotes her motto -
'Me, me, me, now and always!'
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: December 3rd, 2024 10:08
- Comment from author about the poem: A digression into daftness!
- Category: Humor
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Be careful. Orchi she is becoming more famous than you. Another fun read. Have a great day.
Thanks SB. Yes lol.
A enjoyable fun read
Thanks T.
You are very welcome
Fame has its benefits and its challenges!
Thanks A.
A really daffy and wacky write! 😳
It sounds like grounds for her
to want to fight! 🤣🤕
Grrrr8 read! 💯
Best regards ✌️ peace 🕊️ Thad
Thanks T.
Just for you Orchi. LOL
https://youtu.be/xL3nzj-oExg?si=1Sbi68SV0U9bSB6B
Thanks Gold. Arghh!!! lol.
A digression into daftness .. well summed up .. You must be some kind of genius gerbil or summat sir ..
Thanks N. Can one beat a bit of digression like one beats an egg?!
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