Insulting KP Again?

Will this ever stop? Fido asks me?

Putting down KP?

Well, it has to be done sometimes, I reply

To keep her down a peg or three

I'm writing this book about her and others:

'The Illustrated Encyclopedia of Trouts- Old Ones'

There's no pictures of fish in it

But plenty of botox

And some giant hamsters too

(In a book about fish?!)

I've wasted hours on that book

A load of rubbish -

It will only backfire on me

Cos it will give her even MORE publicity!

Heehee

She's done it again

Caused me to write this poem about her - another one

Now it promotes her motto -

'Me, me, me, now and always!'