I'm on the prowl for a new mate,
a hairy 'swinger' would be great!
My makeup's on I'm dressed to kill,
my luscious lips ready to thrill.
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Got rid of all my body hair,
it took at least six tubes of Nair?
Banana perfume I wear's cool,
It always makes those bad boys drool.
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I'm a charmer obviously,
you'll never find no 'fleas' on me.
Irresistible to all guys,
these gorgeous eyes just hypnotize.
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That cute dude's headin' o're my way.
Just what I need to make my day.
He's a picture of perfection,
just hope he brought some protection! ~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: December 3rd, 2024 10:23
- Comment from author about the poem: After a brief courtship they got hitched and lived happily ever after, after about 2 years that is, she got the marriage annulled, child support and custody of the twins and is livin' in Texas lookin' for a new mate, as we speak..
- Category: Humor
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Comments7
I’ve known some people that look like that. Nowadays, you have to be very careful what you say to be politically correct. It’s hard to know whether it’s human rights or animal protection that we’re talking about.
Howdy Soren! 👋 🐒
Haaa, thank you,
that's true! 🤣
Great hearin' from ya!! 👍
Keep a smiling!! 😁
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
Very Enjoyable read, Thank you Thad
Hii Tobani! 👋 🐒
Thank you
keep a smiling!! 😊
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
Your very welcome
Good write T. Hi y'all there! 🙂
Hii Orchidee!! 🐹🐹🐒
Thank you sir!! 😊
Keep a smiling!! 😁
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
Now that is the epitome of far too many a tale of woe. Epilators are essential accessories, batteries not included.
Hi ya Arqios!! 👋 🐒
Yes it is! 👍
Batteries not included! 🐰
Keep a smiling,
thanks for stoppin' by guy!🍺
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
Thad, you got it made………
Funky monkey,
Texas nexus –
There, go dare:
Now’s yr chance
Ask for that dance……..
Hii ya Dave!! 🐶🐩🐕 🐒
Thanks for stoppin' by!! 🐵
No, I won't ask
for that dance guy!! 👎 😔
I think you know why!! 🤔
Great hearin' from ya !!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
I think Bill Burr would enjoy this one, Thad!
Howdy Mutley!! 👋 🐒
Thank you,!! 👍
I totally think that he would too! 🐵
Y'all have a great day bro!! ☺️
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Good fun words Thad.
Andy
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