Ok dawg, lets get something clear,
I guts rules whilst yer living here!
Best follow each one or I fear.
You'll lose an ear, you'll lose an ear!
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Rule number one just a heads up.
Don't eat my food, drink from my cup!
That would make me surely blowup.
Don't try that pup, don't try that pup!
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Now "read my lips" rule number two.
My chew toys don't you ever chew!
Something you neva want to do.
I knows Kung-Fu, I knows Kung-Fu.
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Last but no least, number three.
My "catnip's" meant for only me!
Touch it you'ze dead, PAWsitively!
I guarantee, I guarantee! ~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Form > Monotetra... A bit of pussycat humor...
- Category: Humor
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Comments13
Why is it that a Cat always rules the dog in a house, a great bit of fun to read, and that cat probably has it`s owner under control as well, scary, enjoyed the read, Thank you Thad
Howdy Tobani!! 👋 😺
Thank you my friend!
Glad I could bring
you a chuckle today! 😂
Great hearing from ya!! 👍
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You are very welcome
I was waiting for “A true story folks. I can’t make it up!” in the notes. Why? Because, I have two dogs and two cats, and one of my cats barks…and I do mean barks…and scares my dogs. So, I know this to be a true story! 😂 Loved the pussycat humor my friend. Well done!
Howdy Tristan!! 👋 😺
Thank you!! 😊
Yeah I didn't have to
say it was a true story cuz
everyone already knows
It is cuz they own a cat!! 🐈
Y'all have a grrrrr8 day!!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
A nice friendly cat there, ya'll! lol.
Howdy 0rchidee!! 🐹🐹😺
Thank you yes,, one
friendly cat!! 🐈
Sometimes!🤣
y'all have a great day my friend!
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
This was so funny to read. I love cats! Most of them are real manipulators.
Hii ya Ellen!! 👋 😺
Thank you poetess!! 👍
Glad I could bring you
a chuckle or two!! 🤣 🐈
Nice hearing from ya!! ☺️
Best wishes 🍀🤗 🌺 Thad
Excellent write Thad, best regards
Howdy Tony!! 🤠 🐈 😺
Thank you for your
Inspiring word!! 👍
Great hearin' from ya!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You're welcome Thad, best regards
Give the dawg a chance, Thad:
I ain’t gonna be around here for long -
That kind of language withers my dong;
Cannot stand that kind of hostility,
It all but knackers my virility.
I’m off to pastures new where doggies do:
Where I’ll find a mate and procreate.
Howdy Dave!! 🐶 😺
Thank you for your
most inspiring poem
and comment ya sent!!! 👍
I'd write you one back
BUT, my muse up and went!!?¿¿🤣
Y'all have a grrrrrrrrr8 day!!
Best regards, peace 😃 ✌️ Thad
Peace to you too, Thad.👍🙏
Had both dogs and cats they got along too well. The dog liked the cat so much he licked all the hair off hisr lower half. Tne cat went tp live with the neighbor.A most fun read.
Howdy Soren!! 🐶🐕🐩 🐈 😺
Thank you for visiting
my friend!! 😎
Yeah, pets can be fun i've
had a few dogs, loved em
grrrrr8 company!! 😍
Y'all have a wonderful day!! 👍
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Lol. Great stuff. I have 3 cats, they bite.
Howdy Thomas!! 👋 😺 😺 😺
Thank you !! 👍
Wow, three cats! 😨
Must be NO dogs 🐕 cum
around your yard! 😜
Y'all have a grrrr8 day!! 🤠
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Now we know who's boss! Repeating phrases like "Don't try that pup" and "I knows Kung-Fu" adds a rhythmic and entertaining quality to the poem, making it both amusing and memorable.
Cats are always the boss Thad.
Andy
Well... perhaps cats and wives..both like to rule over whatever they find....lovely ppoem!
what a beautiful fun poem..ms kitty is surely in her element - hope the dawg is suitably chastised
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