Did not take long to realize,
I'm glad my nose grows near my eyes.
Any other place I'd despise.
God's very wise, Gods very wise!
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'Tis great my honkers near my lips.
It sure beats being on ones hips!
Be a disaster ( if one rips)?
You'd do back flips, you'd do back flips.
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Nose top of heads is a no, no.
You couldn't pluck those nose hairs bro.
And if you sneezed your hat would blow.
That's not macho, that's not macho.
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'Tween shoulder blades would be a bitch.
Can't scratch it if you got an itch?
You couldn't reach between that knitch.
All night you'd twitch, all night you'd twitch.
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I love it where it is right now.
Yup, just below of each eyebrow.
Anywhere else I'd disavow.
Like holy cow, like holy cow! ~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Written in Monotetra form.. A bit of nose humor folks...
- Category: Humor
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Comments9
If there were ever such a nose
That ever were placed in such woes
On top or bottom where gas flows,
Man, that sure blows—Man, that sure blows!
🤣💨
Wonderful monotetra my friend! 🌹👏
Howdy Tristan!! 👋 👃
Thank you for your comment
In Monotetra form! 👍
You got it down pat I see! 🤣
Great hearin' from ya!!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Indeed, I do. Thanks to you, my friend! Glad you got a kick out of it. I could not resist! 😂 Really enjoyed this Thad! You are welcome!
Most amusing but also logical and an evolutionary growth. Lovely
Hii ya Soren!! 👋 👃
Thank you my friend!! 🤠
Glad I could bring
you a laugh today!! 😂
Have a great evening!! 🌇
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Entertaining and funny read, Thank you Thad
Hii Tobani!! 👋 👃 👋
Thank you bro!! 🙂
Keep a smiling!! 👍
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
You are very welcome
Your poems are such great fun Thad. Thank you for the monotetra and for sharing your great sense of humour with us. 😀
Hii ya Cassie!! 🌺 👋
Thank you poetess!! 🤠
I do get a little 🥜 nutty
sometimes! I'm always
glad if I can bring you
a smile or two!! 😀
You have a nice evening! 🌌
Best wishes 🍀🤗🌹🐦. Thad
A fine write Thad. lol. It's said some people talk out of the back of their....... Strange place for a mouth. lol.
Hii ya Orchidee! 🐹🐹 👃
Thank you my friend!! 😊
I'll have to write a "mouth"
poem sometimes!!¿ 🤣
Y'all have a great day!!
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
Excellent write Thad, best regards
Howdy Tony!! 👋 👃
Thank you for visiting!!
Happy you enjoyed!! 🤠
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
Excellent work once more (and I mean yours..) Thad -
Should the nose and the anus change places?
They both blow, doncha know, So a swapsie
Would perhaps put one’s face through its paces:
One fart, you have wrinkles galore, face all flopsie.
In a piece full of metaphor mediocrity and misspelling, readers are advised to focus on the visuals……
Howdy Dave!! 👋 🐶 🐕
Thank you bro,!! 🙏 For
your rhyming commento!! 🙏
When are you gonna write
your " next" poem?¿
Inquiring minds want to know!! 😉
Y'all have a nice day! 😊
Best regards ✌️ peace. Thad
When something settles in my mind, Thad. I had a flash and did 5 - 6 very close together; I should have spaced them more....
Can you imagine the expression on your face if your nose was on your foot?!
Hey Mutley!! 👋 👃
I can't imagine the expression
On my face iffin my nose waz
on my foot! 🦶?¿¿ Hmmmm. 🤔
Have a great day bro!!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
A 'nosey' write Thad. LOL
Andy
Hii ya Andy!! 👃 👋
Yes, very 'nosey' !! 🤣
Keep a smiling!! 😊
Best regards ✌️ ✌️ Thad
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