Once upon a time 'bout two weeks ago.
His master had left to go to the store.
She said she'd be gone for an hour or so.
Bowser never been left alone before.
``
Six hours went by and Bowser got pissed.
That's a long time and he was mortified!
Had dog food, water but one thing he missed,
his fav'rite chew-bone it was still outside.
``
Now Bowser needed to chew on something.
Not furniture, he'd get punished for that.
He didn't need another ass whipping;
like last time, when he ate the front door mat.
``
In the bedroom noticed an open drawer,
then he spotted something that caught his eyes.
The most yummiest bones he ever saw!
Big "rubber ones" awe wow quite the surprise.
``
Bowser barked out loud, what an awesome find!
All shapes and sizes, liked the tan one the best.
YIKES! She had so many, she wouldn't mind?
This one matched his fur, better than the rest.
``
Just then his owner unlocked the front door.
His master just freaked out, oh she was shocked!
This crap was not gonna happen no more.
Now; all her bureau drawers, they are all locked~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: December 13th, 2024 09:55
- Comment from author about the poem: An "Extended" Shakespearean Sonnet! Yes Sonnets can be funny, cuz I said so! And this is a true story, I could not make this up!
- Category: Forgiveness
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- Users favorite of this poem: TobaniNataiella, Tristan Robert Lange
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Comments7
This one made me laugh. It reminded me of my old dog not that he chewed on anything that personal but he ate the money out of my wallet, chewed the door frame off my door and ate my daughter‘s $500 shoes.
Howdy Soren!! 🐶 👋
Wow, 😲 he got your
daughters $500. shoes!¿ 😢
My dog 🐕 got my $390.
cowboy boots! 👢 🤠
I guess there's a lot of stories
Folks with dogs have to tell! 🤣
Always appreciate your visits!! 👍
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Brilliant funny, not for the of the said toy i might imagine, really enjoyed reading, Thank you Thad
Howdy Tobani! 👋 🐶
Thank you, nice hearin'
from ya,!! 😉
Happy you enjoyed!
Bowser says hello too!! 🐕
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You are very welcome, have a good weekend
Oh man...rolling on the floor 🤣 Right from the picture onward...LOL! Great, great, great extended sonnet my friend! This was funny for sure!
Howdy Tristan my friend! 👋 🐕
Happy you got a kick 🦶
out of this true
whale 🐋 of a 'tail'! 👍
Y'all have a grrrrr8 day!! 🐶
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You’re welcome, Thad!
Excellent write Thad, best regards
Howdy Tony guy!! 👋 🐕
Thanks for a stoppin' by!! 👍
Happy you enjoyed!! 🐶
Y'all have a great day!! 😊
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You're welcome Thad, best regards
But a boner a day woulda kept Bowser happy:
His master, she don’t have no need to be snappy;
She had a draw full of bones for when she felt hungry -
Didn’t know when she’s a shag short, these were her last resort.
Re your commentario yesterday, Thad - If your feel my inestimable talents are wasted here, and that I should move on to greater endeavour., please let me know.......
Howdy Dave!! 👋 🐶
Thank you, I love your
poetic comments
you send my way! 😍
Your inestimable poetic
talents always make my day! 😜🎭🎖️
Grrrrrrrr8 a hearing from ya!!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Extended indeed to the fullest extent it would seem. Lock and key was the pillar of household policy!
Howdy Arqios!! 🐶 👋
Thank you, that's true!
Lock and key and she's
home free! 🤣
Grrrrr8 a hearing from ya!! 🐕
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Great words Thad.
Andy
Howdy Andy!! 👋 🐶
Thanks guy for stopping by! 👍
Y'all have a great weekend
my friend! 😎
Best regards ✌️ Thad
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