~> If I Was A Dawg! _ Monorhyme_

Thad Wilk

If I was a dawg I'm sure I would be,

a German shepherd most assuredly.

Their very intelligent obviously

and cute to boot as you can plainly see!

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Their an awesome guard dawg I guarantee,

they'll protect your home and your family.

Having a breed like me would be dandy.

I'd surely be terrific company!

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A shepherds life would be the life for me.

That's what I would choose most definitely.

All I need's a book, a bone and a tree;

also a rich owner preferably!

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Now the only down side that I can see;

those Vet trips, now they sound very creepy!

"Neutering" now is not my cup of tea.

I disagree with that PAWSitively! ~

 

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  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 14th, 2024 10:38
  • Comment from author about the poem: Form MONORHYME!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 27
  • Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange, TobaniNataiella
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  • Tristan Robert Lange

    Yeah, what's that neutering all about?!?!? LOL! Great Monorhyme my friend! Loved it! 😍

    • Thad Wilk

      Howdy Tristan!! πŸ‘‹ πŸ•
      Thank you my friend!! πŸ™‚
      Glad I could bring
      ya smile today!! 😊
      Y'all have a great weekend!!πŸ‘‹
      Best regards ✌️ peace Thad

      • Tristan Robert Lange

        You are welcome my friend! Thoroughly enjoyed!

      • sorenbarrett

        A fun read for a dog day afternoon. I think you should consider doing police or military service as a dog or maybe service for the blind. Great write Thad

        • Thad Wilk

          Howdy Soren!! πŸ‘‹ πŸ•
          Yeah thanks, I think πŸ€”
          I like the military
          service dog idea!! πŸ˜‰ πŸ•β€πŸ¦Ί
          Grrrrr8 hearing from ya!!
          Best regards ✌️ peace Thad

        • TobaniNataiella

          A tribute poem to mans best friend, Great read

          • Thad Wilk

            Hii ya Tobani! πŸ‘‹ 🐢
            Thank you so much
            for your inspiring words!! πŸ™
            Best regards ✌️ peace. Thad

            • TobaniNataiella

              You are very welcome

            • Tony36

              Well written and expressed

              • Thad Wilk

                Howdy Tony!! πŸ‘‹ πŸ•
                Thank you for your
                awesome support my friend!πŸ‘
                Best regards ✌️ Thad

                • Tony36

                  You're welcome Thad, best regards

                • Cassie58

                  My dog is sitting next to me Thad. She likes your tribute , she is also thoroughly spoiled. πŸ˜€. It’s a dogs life for some. Fun poem, laced with your famous humour.

                  • Thad Wilk

                    Hii Cassie!! πŸ‘‹ πŸ•πŸŒΊ
                    Thank you always glad
                    I can bring you a smile!! ☺️
                    Nice a hearing from ya!!
                    Have a grrrrrrrrr8 weekend!!
                    Best wishes πŸ€πŸ€—πŸŒΉπŸ¦ Thad

                  • Doggerel Dave

                    Good fur you, Thad:

                    Well now wot in this instance can I say?
                    We’ve all got to find our place at end of day;
                    But with that deknackering I won’t play -
                    I’ll report β€˜em to the ASPCA.

                    Editorial note: On t'other side of the pond and places like 'Stralia we calls it the RSPCA...but there you go - you have to make allowances, don't yer?πŸ™ƒ

                    • Thad Wilk

                      Howdy Dave!! πŸ‘‹ 🐢
                      Thank you,, and thank you
                      for your Monorhymed
                      commento too!! πŸŽ–οΈπŸŽ–οΈ
                      You\'ve gotten better
                      each one that you do!! πŸ‘
                      Have a great weekend!! πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
                      B res t regards ✌️ peace Thad

                      • Doggerel Dave

                        Your encouragement always leads me to greater endevour, Thad.πŸ‘

                      • Bobby O

                        Escapee’s of the grind that want to leave rat race behind could find the life leisure and some piece of mind where sun shines warm on your behind and stress and worry on rewind could switch routines and adopt persona of the Shepard kind!

                        • Thad Wilk

                          Howdy Bobby O!! πŸ‘‹ πŸ•
                          Thank you for visiting AND
                          for the awesome poetic
                          commento!! πŸ•β€πŸ¦ΊπŸ˜‰
                          Y'all have a grrrrr8
                          weekend my friend!! 🀠
                          Best regards ✌️ peace Thad

                          • Bobby O

                            Dig!

                          • Goldfinch60

                            Great fun write Thad.

                            Andy

                            • Thad Wilk

                              Hii ya Andy!! πŸ‘‹ πŸ•β€πŸ¦Ί
                              Thank you for
                              visiting!! πŸ‘
                              Best regards ✌️ Thad

                            • orchidee

                              That's Fido's friend! lol Good write, y'all! πŸ™‚

                              • Thad Wilk

                                Hii Orchidee!! πŸΉπŸΉπŸ•
                                Thank you bro!
                                Yes Fido's friend! 🀣
                                Y'all have a grrrrr8 day!!πŸ˜€
                                Best regards ✌️ Thad



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