It was midnight about ten past.
A carnival I had walked by.
I heard a scream; I was aghast,
I freaked out man this ain't no lie.
``
Saw a figure in a clown suit.
That creep really gave me a scare.
Covered in blood from cap to boot.
Had a "long blade" and purple hair!
``
Sprawled at his feet some dudes remains.
This Zombie clown split this guys head
and calmly munched out on his brains.
A fav'rite snack for the undead!
``
I had just left McDee's that night.
Bought a BIG MACK and fries to go.
Fries looked like brains in the streetlight.
I'd fix this problem real pronto!
``
Had to think fast or I was dead!
I really loved those large fries too.
BUT, my life now hung on a thread.
I knew just what I had to do.
``
I gently put my large fries down;
and tricked that killer Zombie clown! ~
~~~~***~~~~THE END~~~~***~~~~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: December 17th, 2024 10:29
- Comment from author about the poem: Extended Sonnet.. A true story folks, I couldn't make this up!
- Category: Short story
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Comments10
Excellent write
Howdy Tony! 👋 🤠
Thank you bro!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You're welcome
What happened to the cute dog poems, now killer clowns, very entertaining read.
Howdy Tobani!! 🤡 🤠
Thank you! 🙏
I'll do more cute dog poems 🐕
again,
I just like to mix it up
now and then! ,🤪👿☠️💀
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
You are very welcome
Good write T.
Howdy Orchidee! 🐹🐹, 🤠
Thank you immensely!
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
You introduce us to some outrageous characters, Thad.
How come a man with purple hair?
Did he get it done for a dare?
Cast him out from society -
Let’s have some respectability.
Howdy Dave! 👋 🐶 🐕
Thank you! 👍😊
I can't do funny all the time! 🤣
Some folks like horror and crime! 😦👿🤡
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
Yeh, but I mean - BLUE hair... on a MAN???????
Reminds me of the clown crimes and copycats some decades ago. I think corporate took down Ronald MacDonald after the ensuing media saturation.
Howdy Arqios!! 👋🤡💀
Thank you for stoping by
my way!! ☺️
Yeah I hear they reopened,
I hope they stay! 🙏
Best regards and have a great day,!!
Thad
Keep up the good work, Thad. If you give enough of those "fries" to the zombies you'll singlehandedly wipe them out!
Howdy Mutley!! 👋 🤡 ☠️
Thank you my friend I hope
you are right!! 👍
Thank you for stopping
by tonight!! 😁
Best regards ✌️ peace. Thad
Nice work, scary and funny.
Hii ya Thomas!! 👋 🤡
Thank ya kindly
my friend! 👍
Glad you got a smile
out of this!!🤣
Y'all have a great day!!
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
Great fun words Thad.
Andy
Howdy Andy!! 👋 🤡
Thank you my friend!!
Keep a smiling! 😊
Best regards ✌️ Thad
There is something really sinister about clowns. You just reminded me that my own mum found them terribly scary. That is one sharp blood coated blade he has there Thad. Fries looking like brains yuk🙂 Suitably scary. Have a great day.
Hii Cassie! 👋 🤡
Thank you poetess!! 😁
I neva liked clowns,
too scary I guess! 😱
NICE hearing from you!!! 😊
Best wishes 🍀🤗🌹🐦 Thad
A little behind the 🎱 on this one, but let me tell you...this tickled my walking dead 🧟♂️ fancies! And, contrary to Doggrel Dave, I think purple hair suits a man (clown) just fine! 🤣 Honestly, though, purple's my favorite color...and (wait for it) black 🖤🐦⬛...who knew? LOL! Anywho, that's neither here nor there...but the awesomeness of this extended sonnet...totally here! Loved it my friend! 🌹👏
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