Killer Zombie Clown! [ extended Sonnet ]

It was midnight about ten past.

A carnival I had walked by.

I heard a scream, I was aghast;

I freaked out man this ain't no lie.

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Saw a figure in a clown suit.

That creep really gave me a scare.

Covered in blood from cap to boot.

Had a "long blade" and purple hair!

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Sprawled at his feet some dudes remains.

This Zombie clown split this guys head

and calmly munched out on his brains.

A fav'rite snack for the undead!

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I had just left McDee's that night.

Bought a BIG MACK and fries to go.

Fries looked like brains in the streetlight.

I'd fix this problem real pronto!

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Had to think fast or I was dead!

I really loved those large fries too.

BUT, my life now hung on a thread.

I knew just what I had to do.

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I gently put my large fries down;

and tricked that killer Zombie clown! ~

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