IT’S A’CUMMIN
Christmas is coming once again
I’ll keep my mouth shut – I’ll not complain
at least I’m ready and the shopping’s all done
and the sprouts are peeled – every one
I’ve dinged my dong and I’ve jingled my bells
the house is pervaded with Christmas smells
and out of weakness I did concur
to purchase some frankincense and myrrh
I’ve hung some mistletoe over the door
but that’s enough and I’ll do no more
so please don’t ask me to deck my hall
or I’ll deck the lot of you one and all.
- Author: Michael Edwards ( Offline)
- Published: December 18th, 2024 02:07
- Category: Unclassified
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- Users favorite of this poem: Teddy.15, TobaniNataiella, Tristan Robert Lange
Comments8
Not the best of photos but it'll have to do - I'll do no more!!
My Christmas tree lives in the loft and it is quite comfortable up there so I don't disturb it nowadays Michael.
Andy
I had a clear out a while back - If I don't use it I don't need it, If I don't need it I don't keep it. Now got a clutter free house to make it easy on others when I pop my clogs. One of the first things to go was all the Christmas decorations bar just a few bits to satisfy the kids.
🤣 A mistletoe moment cummin on
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Deck your balls instead lol 🎄 and a very very merry Christmas my dea Micheal from your faithful muse... 💜
And to you dear Teddy but I aint finished yet - a few Teddy inspired limericks in the in-tray to post .
A so very cool, watching out for them. 🌹
A lovely read to start the day, really enjoyed
Can't beat a good smile - cheers T.
You are very welcome
All of that and yet it can be over all too soon. I notice annually how we spread out our rubbish so as not to overwhelm the garbo with the remains of the festivities!
Just so - thanks for looking in.
Always a pleasure. And thanks for the hospitality. Come look in as well. Cheers. 🙂
Good write M. lol.
Cheers O
Fantastic! A great read, and the last line just nailed it! 🙂
Thanks Tom - Conceited maybe but it made me smile as well.
The word play in and double entendres are absolutely brilliantly funny my friend! This is a Christmas favorite from this point forward for me! LOL! 😂 🌹👏
Cheers Tristan - I appreciate your kind words.
You're welcome! Cheers!
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