Gone a Fishin'! -Redneck-

I gut eight "fishin' lures" thet I think are great.

The picture above shoes six a the eight.

I starts out usin' the "skinney Minnie" first.

Bud Light caps look like a roach when submursed! 

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If they's hidin' in the shade i use an "allure lure".

A Heineken beer cap works best fer sure.

On a hazy daye i always use ma "Big Popper".

Last year i caught a catfish, a 20 pound whopper!

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I use a "Cranky Bait" coke cap on a lazy sunny daye.

It zips through the weeds like it's on a freeway.

A playin' thet lure's an awesomazin' sight.

The "Grapple Hooks" get em even if they don't bite!

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The "Wounded Minnow" thet dang lure always gets bit.

Made frum a "Bush Beer cap", it's ma favOrit!

It flops u an down when ah reel it in slow.

One daye i caught at least nine bass in a row!

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My "Stinky Bait" i use when there's no wind or breeze.

I dip a "Cores Beer cap" in a tube a head-cheese.

Dang fish won't bite thet lure though sum do try?

It's the "smell" thet kills em, they just UP an die!

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