Gone a Fishin'! -Redneck-

Thad Wilk

I gut eight "fishin' lures" thet I think are great.

The picture above shoes six a the eight.

I starts out usin' the "skinney Minnie" first.

Bud Light caps look like a roach when submursed! 

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If they's hidin' in the shade i use an "allure lure".

A Heineken beer cap works best fer sure.

On a hazy daye i always use ma "Big Popper".

Last year i caught a catfish, a 20 pound whopper!

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I use a "Cranky Bait" coke cap on a lazy sunny daye.

It zips through the weeds like it's on a freeway.

A playin' thet lure's an awesomazin' sight.

The "Grapple Hooks" get em even if they don't bite!

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The "Wounded Minnow" thet dang lure always gets bit.

Made frum a "Bush Beer cap", it's ma favOrit!

It flops up an down when ah reel it in slow.

One daye i caught at least nine bass in a row!

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My "Stinky Bait" i use when there's no wind or breeze.

I dip a "Cores Beer cap" in a tube a head-cheese.

Dang fish won't bite thet lure though sum do try?

It's the "smell" thet kills em, they just UP an die!

 

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  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 19th, 2024 11:09
  • Comment from author about the poem: Xcuze the spellin', Rednecks spell thet a waye!
  • Category: Nature
  • Views: 16
  • Users favorite of this poem: isa kemmy, Tristan Robert Lange
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  • sorenbarrett

    A most fun read reminds me of my childhood

  • TobaniNataiella

    Another entertaining read about a sport i find one of the best to just relax and clear your mind, very enjoyable

    • Thad Wilk

      Hii ya Tobani!! πŸ‘‹ 🐟 🐟 🐠
      Thank you my friend!! ☺️
      I agree, fishing can be
      so relaxing in these
      stress filled times...πŸ‘
      Grrrrr8 a hearing from ya!!
      Best regards ✌️ Thad

      • TobaniNataiella

        You are always welcome

      • Tristan Robert Lange

        Used to be into fishing back in the day and, truthfully, I can still just sit by a stream for the sake of it now, even though I don't fish. Just something truly relaxing about it, and about being outdoors in nature altogether. This is another great poem Thad! 😎

        • Thad Wilk

          Howdy Tristan!! πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ 🐟 🐠 🐟 🐟
          Thanks my friend! 😊
          Yeah I still go fishing,, at
          least once a year I get a
          three day licence and
          kick back and enjoy it
          like when I was a little lad!πŸ˜„
          Y'all have a great evening!
          Best regards ✌️ Thad

        • Doggerel Dave

          As a sales representative for the nation’s best beers,
          Expect you got him to drink the stuff before caps used as lures.
          You be careful - supposing he fell into the river,
          We might only have three cap lures, the rest never.

          Back on form again, Thad: love fever cooled just a smidgin?

          • Thad Wilk

            Howdy Dave guy!! πŸ‘‹ 🐠🐟 🐟 🐟
            Nice a ya ta stop by!
            No beer was wasted 'fore
            each cap was made a lure!! πŸ˜„
            I drunk every one
            jest to be sure!!! 🍺 Hic-hic- burp..
            Thanks fer yer
            poetic commento bro!! πŸ‘
            Beast πŸ‘Ί regards ✌️ Thad

            • Doggerel Dave

              Great to see you back.....Loovin all them wimmins will only weaken yer.......

            • Goldfinch60

              Good fun write Thad, I used to fish every weekend many years ago.

              Andy

              • Thad Wilk

                Hii ya Andy!! πŸ‘‹ 🐟 🐠 🐟
                Thanks for stoppin' by!!
                Glad you enjoyed! πŸ‘
                I still go at least 1 week
                a year! 😁
                Y'all have a great day!
                Best regards ✌️ Thad



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