Gigantic rats with wings like bats,
escaped from lab they say!
These traps was set in hopes to get,
them captured right away.
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The Government with good intent,
kept secret they got out.
They didn't dare let folks beware,
that this had come about!
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Those ding-a-lings grew rats with wings,
a "weapon" they'd invent.
Hooked them on beer and now it's clear,
escape was evident!
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There was a quirk these traps don't work
and soon they ALL would flee!
In dead of night they all took flight,
raided a "BREWERY"!
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Airforce fought back they did attack;
"Trump" then said, shoot them dead!
If rats I fear weren't fed that beer,
there would be no bloodshed!
~~~***GOV. SECRETS?***~~~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: UPDATE: News Flash guys: OMG! Many have not been caught and seen a lot- Still in our Texas skies! true story, I could not make this up!
- Category: Reflection
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Comments10
Yes, two of them in my picture, seeing as some folk think they are giant rats or giant hamsters, and not guinea pigs! lol.
Dang! I knew there was something familiar about those two! LOL!
Howdy Orchidee!! 👋 🐹🐹🦇 🦇
Yeah I thought those
dudes were GIANT hamsters!!?¿😳
Anywho,, thanks for stoppin' by guy!!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
This, my friend, is as good of an explanation...if not better.. than anything I've heard "officially" said. LOL! Well done, Thad! They're here in the PA/NJ/NY area too! Oh, wait, those were just "manned" wingless hovering planes we've been seeing. Never mind 🙄 Not enjoying the government response...but I enjoyed this a lot! 🌹👏🤣
Hii ya Tristan!! 🦇 🐀 👋
Thank you my friend!! ☺️
Glad you enjoyed my
poem and true update
on this drone situation!! 🙏
Y'all have a great day!!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Some have migrated to Florida and the county uses them to monitor new construction fining those that have no permits. A fun read
Howdy Soren!! 👋 🦇 🦇 🐀
Thank you!! 🙏
I knew it wasn't my bats! 🦇 🐀
Grrrrr8 a hearing from ya!! 👍
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Why can`t news be delivered the way you write, it would be amazing. Another wonderfully entertaining piece, Thank you Thad.
Hii ya Tobani!! 👋 🦇 🦇 🐀
Thank you bro,!! 😁
Yeah, I only tell the truth
the way it is!! 😆
Y'all have a wonderful day!!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You are very welcome
Excellent write
Hii ya Tony!! 👋 🐀
Thank you!
Keep an eye out 👁️
they're out there! 😳!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You're welcome Thad, best regards
You know what’s going on, Thad:
It’s a big cover story you can tell -
They’ve got the aliens ready as well
These keep the population jittery.
Won’t tell ‘em now but keep it for a while
Then more congressional hearings on the file.
By Golly, what a resource those Aliens are…..
Howdy Dave!! 👋 🦇 👽 🦇
Holy cats, aliens and bats,
pretty sneaky I say! 😉
If both I fear they like their beer, 🍻 🍺
they'll sure be hell to pay¿?! 😳
Thanks fer yer poetic commento bro!!🍹👽
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Lol nice
Howdy Kenzie!! 👋 🦇 🐀
Thank you poetess for
your "Lol nice" comment!! 😊
I appreciate it immensely! 😲
Best wishes 🍀 🤗 🌹 Thad
This should not have been released Thad, the Secret Service will be looking for you now. LOL
Andy
Howdy Andy !! 👋 🦇 🐀
Thank you my friend
for your comment and warning !! 👍
I'll be on the lookout for them! 😱
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Both clever and amusing, and a barb for someone somewhere in there! 👍🏻
Howdy Arqios!! 👋 🦇 🐀
Thank you my friend,!!
Happy you enjoyed!! 👍
Y'all have a wonderful weekend!!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You too! And you are always welcome Thad 👍🏻
seems to me to be a very lovely flight of the imagination, though. Shudder to think what would happen if this were true
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