Festive Humbug

Teddy.15

 

If I could be good I would 
but I don't want too, so I won't 
 
however...
 
perhaps I will in
two thousand and twenty-five?
 
so for now 
 
I shall go and get pissed
on the bottle of Bailey's I won in the Christmas raffle
a raffle I reluctantly spent two euros on
apparently, charity
for all you old gits
(you got more money than me) 
 
then we can all read
my wonderful poetry shite
that being pissed has inspired me to write, exquisite shite 
 
tomorrow on Christmas eve
 
see you then...
       
                    (Hiccup)
 
 
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  • sorenbarrett

    Tis the season to be merry. Drink in the Christmas spirit. A fun read Teddy

    • Teddy.15

      🤣 you read my shite every day dear sorrenbarret, you my friend are my hero lol 🌹

    • Tristan Robert Lange

      Lol! Being good is overrated! 😂 Thoroughly enjoyed this shite dear Teddy. Nothing shitty about this at all! 😂 merry Christmas Eve’s eve my friend! 🌹👏🎄

      • Teddy.15

        You thoroughly enjoy my shite, well thank the sweet donkeys lol 🤣 my dear Tristan love your playful response but I really do know my stuff is off cuff shite lmao 🤣😂🤣 biggest of hugs 🤗💙 you are a marvelous addition to this site, I'm off out for dinner let's see what I can come up with for tomorrow lol

        • Tristan Robert Lange

          😂 Sincerely, Teddy, I did not find this to be shitty at all. Funny, yes. But not shitty! 😂 And it takes skill to be truly funny, especially off the cuff. So, I maintain, not 💩 at all! But, with all of that said, dear friend, I am thoroughly (there’s that word again) grateful that you gave me a reason to use 💩 twice in one comment. 🤣

          • Teddy.15

            Lmao 🤣 biggest of Christmas hugs to you my wonderful poet friend. 🎄

            • Tristan Robert Lange

              Right back at you my dear friend! 🤗

            • Thomas W Case

              Hysterical. Great work.

              • Teddy.15

                🤣 thank you for agreeing. 🤣

              • Bella Shepard

                I'll drink to that (hiccup). At the end of the day I've had a good Christmas laugh thanks to you, and your remarkable shite. I think I like you pissed. Mewwy Chrismetas and Hippy Now Yere, I think I spelled that right. Cheers!!

                • Teddy.15

                  🤣 🤣 🤣 Mewwy Christemaz dearest Bella. 🌹

                • MendedFences27

                  Cheers, Teddy. LOL. Mixing the Christmas spirits with the Christmas spirit makes one merry. Glad I uncorked this bottle of joy. - Phil A.

                  • Teddy.15

                    Well keep this cork as a reminder of that... 🤣 Glad to be of service to you dear friend. Thank you. 🎄 💜

                  • Goldfinch60

                    Thank you for spending those two euros on an old fogey like me Teddy, much appreciated. 🤣😂🤣

                    Andy

                    • Teddy.15

                      Well, if it wasn't for the Bailey's I would have said eggnogs to you, but I won lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣



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