THIS CHRISTMAS

Michael Edwards

This Christmas I’m going to Lapland to see

the lap dancers dancing just for me.

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 23rd, 2024 07:46
  • Comment from author about the poem: Just a shorty that sprang to mind - posted quickly so sorry no picture.
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 52
  • Users favorite of this poem: Teddy.15, Tristan Robert Lange
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  • arqios

    That’s graphic enough and pictures can be featured in future postings! Say hi to the reindeer for us 😎

    • Michael Edwards

      I sure will say hello to the rain but don't call me dear - πŸ˜πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€“

      • arqios

        🀣

      • Tony36

        Great write, I hope they dance well for you

        • Michael Edwards

          A well dance would be quite a novelty - thanks for looking in.
          ;

          • Tony36

            You're welcome

          • sorenbarrett

            Now lap dancers are a picture that brings different pictuers that Lapland and raises more than spirits. A fun read

            • Michael Edwards

              Just wish I were younger - or just I am younger - or just wish I was younger - aw heck I'm getting confused now - thanks for the read..

            • TobaniNataiella

              A very personal gift this year !!, enjoyed the read

            • orchidee

              Oh lol, good write M. I did a poem about writing 'Xmas' instead of 'Christmas' saving two seconds of time per card we write. Miss Berles won't save any syllables whichever she uses. They both have two syllables each, i.e. X-mas and Christ-mas.

              • Michael Edwards

                She wouldnt notice - too busy making syllabub.

              • Teddy.15

                And I'll be waiting on you, serving you the drinks until you are in a lap-trance in Lapland you will see the aurora all night long. πŸ˜‚

                • Michael Edwards

                  Is that what they call her ? πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ˜

                  • Teddy.15

                    Well she's called Nicky knockers 🀣

                    • Michael Edwards

                      Takes me back to Les Dawson - knickers knackers knockers - no comedians around today who are on patch on him.

                    • Neville



                      ..................................... Enjoy πŸ§‘β€πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸ‘

                    • Goldfinch60

                      May thu bring joy to your world Michael.

                      Andy

                    • Teddy.15

                      Last Christmas I gave you my heart
                      But you called me a pig and then did a fart
                      This year to save from tears
                      I'll give it to Stanley the one with long ears


                      🀣

                      • Michael Edwards

                        Last Christmas I gave you my heart
                        Which I foolishly thought might be the start
                        of something new
                        but little I knew
                        for you said I was porcine and smelled like a fart

                        • Teddy.15

                          Keep practicing this one 🀣 lol

                        • Tristan Robert Lange

                          Not sure about lap dances in Lapland, but hey...send my Santa's elves my best wishes! 🀣 Merry Christmas Michael!



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