This Christmas I’m going to Lapland to see
the lap dancers dancing just for me.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Just a shorty that sprang to mind - posted quickly so sorry no picture.
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That’s graphic enough and pictures can be featured in future postings! Say hi to the reindeer for us 😎
I sure will say hello to the rain but don't call me dear - 😁🤣😂🤓
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Great write, I hope they dance well for you
A well dance would be quite a novelty - thanks for looking in.
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You're welcome
Now lap dancers are a picture that brings different pictuers that Lapland and raises more than spirits. A fun read
Just wish I were younger - or just I am younger - or just wish I was younger - aw heck I'm getting confused now - thanks for the read..
A very personal gift this year !!, enjoyed the read
Out of my own pocket I'm afraid - cheers.
You are very welcome
Oh lol, good write M. I did a poem about writing 'Xmas' instead of 'Christmas' saving two seconds of time per card we write. Miss Berles won't save any syllables whichever she uses. They both have two syllables each, i.e. X-mas and Christ-mas.
She wouldnt notice - too busy making syllabub.
And I'll be waiting on you, serving you the drinks until you are in a lap-trance in Lapland you will see the aurora all night long. 😂
Is that what they call her ? 🥴🥴😁
Well she's called Nicky knockers 🤣
Takes me back to Les Dawson - knickers knackers knockers - no comedians around today who are on patch on him.
..................................... Enjoy 🧑🎄🎄👍
May thu bring joy to your world Michael.
Andy
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But you called me a pig and then did a fart
This year to save from tears
I'll give it to Stanley the one with long ears
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Last Christmas I gave you my heart
Which I foolishly thought might be the start
of something new
but little I knew
for you said I was porcine and smelled like a fart
Keep practicing this one 🤣 lol
Not sure about lap dances in Lapland, but hey...send my Santa's elves my best wishes! 🤣 Merry Christmas Michael!
I sure will lol
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