Santa Explains! ~`

Thad Wilk

Ho, Ho, Ho well I'll tell ya son,

billions more kids since I begun. 

At this rate I'd never get done!

NOW there is a cost overrun.

```

Cost of livings way up these days.

Reindeer and Elves all want a raise?

These times never cease to amaze.

Ho, Ho, Ho, just to coin a phrase!

```

I will have to retire next year.

Amazon bought my route I hear.

It means the end of my career!

All this I say is true my dear..

```

Cookies and milk are history.

And no more sitting on my knee.

Just cigars and Bud-Light for me.

Cuz Ho, Ho, Ho, retired I'll be!~ 

 

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  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 27th, 2024 09:13
  • Comment from author about the poem: True story folks, i couldn't make this up! We'll miss you Santa!! 'crying' ...
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 43
  • Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange, ᛕꫀƺꫀ᥊᥊ꫀ
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Comments9

  • 2781

    Yes,I fear he is destined for the dust bin.
    Really enjoyed this clever write.

    • Thad Wilk

      Howdy my friend! 👋 🤠
      Thank you for stopping
      by my way! 👍
      I appreciate it immensely!
      Y'all have a great day!
      Best regards ✌️ Thad

    • Tony36

      Excellent write

      • Thad Wilk

        Howdy Tony!! 👋 🤠
        Thank you sir!! 🙏
        Keep a smiling!!
        Best regards ✌️ Thad

        • Tony36

          You're welcome Thad, best regards

        • Poetic Licence

          You would of thought they would let him retire by now, poor old man, enjoyable read.

        • orchidee

          Good write T. lol.

          • Thad Wilk

            Howdy Orchidee!! 🐹🐹👋
            Thank ya!! 😊
            Best regards ✌️ Thad

          • sorenbarrett

            Thank you for the levity I needed it. You put a smile on my face

            • Thad Wilk

              Howdy Soren!! 🤠 👋
              You're welcome
              keep a smiling! 😊
              Best regards ✌️ peace Thad

            • arqios

              Ah so now it’s out in the poem! Amazon dons the hat of good ole St Nic!

              • Thad Wilk

                Howdy Arqios!! 🤠 🧑‍🎄
                Thank you!! 👍😊
                Yes indeed!! 😛
                Poor old St. Nick,! 🧑‍🎄
                Y'all have a great day!!
                Best regards ✌️ Thad

                • arqios

                  Guess we all gotta retire sometime 🤔

                • Tristan Robert Lange

                  As always, you have this guy rolling like a jolly, round ol' elf! 🤣 Wonderful job Thad! 🌹👏

                  • Thad Wilk

                    Hii ya Tristan!! 🤠🧑‍🎄
                    Thanks guy!! 🦌
                    Yup Santas kissed
                    his job goodbye! 😔⛄
                    Grrrrr8 hearing from ya!!
                    Best regards ✌️ Thad

                    • Tristan Robert Lange

                      You are welcome Thad!

                    • Goldfinch60

                      Good fun write Thad.

                      Andy

                      • Thad Wilk

                        Howdy Andy!! 👋😀
                        Thank you my friend!!⛄🦌🧑‍🎄
                        Best regards ✌️ Thad

                      • ᛕꫀƺꫀ᥊᥊ꫀ

                        Hahah so funny.

                        • Thad Wilk

                          Hii poetess!! 🌺
                          Thank you!! 🧑‍🎄⛄🦌
                          Keep a smiling! 😊
                          Best wishes 🍀🤗🌹 Thad



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