Blissful Obliviousness (satire)

Teddy.15

 

On much carefully reflection

and consideration

I can honestly say...

 

I truly preferred when

I couldn't

understand

nor speak

a single word of French.

  • Author: Teddy.15 (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 31st, 2024 03:20
  • Comment from author about the poem: ๐Ÿคฃ oh come on, it's the last day of the year... It just had to be humour. ๐ŸŒน Happy New year to all including the french. ๐Ÿ˜‚
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 22
  • Users favorite of this poem: sorenbarrett, Tristan Robert Lange, Accidental Poet, Cheeky Missy, Cassie58
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  • arqios

    oOh la la.... but that is almost always true of every other language that we learn after our first! ๐Ÿ˜† Happy New Year Teddy! ๐ŸŽ‰

    • Teddy.15

      Yes for me it's Italian, some days I wish I couldn't speak nor hear lol thank you dear arqios Happy new year dear poet. ๐ŸŒน ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น

    • sorenbarrett

      Not speaking French I'll take that as good advice. As always joking I loved it a most fun read to put a smile on the face. Thanks Teddy Happy New Year to you.

      • Teddy.15

        Well really it's Italian I wish I didn't spikka some days but I also reflect about poor Mona Lisa being in France lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ Happy new year my dear, darling poetry friend. ๐ŸŒน

      • Accidental Poet

        No offense to anyone and I may be biased, but I'll take English. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Can't speak a word of anything else anyway. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Happy New Year Teddy.

        • Teddy.15

          LoL you don't know how lucky you are A.P happy new year dear friend. ๐ŸŒน

          • Accidental Poet

            Oh, but I do Teddy, I do. ๐Ÿ˜‰

          • Tristan Robert Lange

            Historically speaking, I could think of nothing more British of a Londoner to write, no matter where in the world she's residing! ๐Ÿคฃ This made me laugh hard, dearest Teddy! Happy New Year! ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ‘ J'ai adorรฉ le poรจme, cher ami! โค๏ธ

            • Teddy.15

              Amore mio, grazie di cuore โค๏ธ lol what is life without a chuckle ๐Ÿคญ. Happy New year dear Tristan I see many magical things coming your way... ๐Ÿ€

              • Tristan Robert Lange

                Oh, dear Teddy...thank you so very much. Indeed, I see many magical things coming your way too! Here's to it then! ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿพ...just don't mind that mine's sparkling juice! ๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿคฃ Happy New Year, my dear friend!

                • Teddy.15

                  Mine is sparkling prosecco so here's to us. ๐Ÿ˜‚ โค๏ธ

                  • Tristan Robert Lange

                    ๐Ÿคฃโค๏ธ

                  • Goldfinch60

                    Pardonne?

                    I am totally bilingual Teddy, I speak English and I speak Rubbish.

                    Andre.

                    • Teddy.15

                      LOL muchass grassyass Andre... ๐Ÿคฃ

                    • Cassie58

                      Oh my schoolgirl French and Latin got me nowhere ๐Ÿ™‚. I have enough trouble with the English language! I am wondering now how the French acquired the Mona Lisa?? Saw her in the Louvre many years ago. They saw her eyes move, maybe her ears hear as well lol. Sometimes itโ€™s best to play dumb. My dad told me that. A fun poem Teddy. Happy new year dear poet magnifique. ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿพ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ

                      • Teddy.15

                        LOL yes I've seen her there too, I have no idea why she is in Paris, I suspect Leonardo Da Vinci was paid in Brie๐Ÿคฃ your dad was right, it's better to play dumb the things these old ladies in my local town say about me ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ happy new year wishing you and your beautiful family love health and happiness, and for everyone an end to wars. ๐ŸŒน ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿค—โ˜˜๏ธ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน



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