My name is Buddy, Toyota's I sell.
I'm a talking Lab and I make good pay.
I've been a household name for quite a spell.
People trust me and believe what I say!
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When I sold Toyota's I had no choice.
If I broke my contract they'd "neuter me"!
That would have surely affected my voice?
But I paid my dues and left finally.
**
This big toothy grin 'twas all a hoax.
These days this dawg believes in honesty.
I'm sorry I had fooled so many folks.
Yup, honesty is the best policy!
**
I'd never buy "that brand" give me a break.
"BUY AMERICAN MADE", for goodness sake!~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: January 5th, 2025 11:33
- Comment from author about the poem: Buddy only sells GMC cars these day! See Buddy for a Real Deal folks!
- Category: Humor
- Views: 33
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Comments7
A fun read with a message and a sense of patriotism. A great bit of fun
Hi Soren!! 👋 🐶
Thank you!! 🙏
Always great hearin' from ya!! 👍
Have a grrrrr8 Sunday!! 🤩
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Buddy's got quite the smile. How could one resist buying anything from him? 🤣😊 Wonderful write, Thad!
Howdy Tristan!! 👋 🐶
Thank you bro!! 😊
Yeah he's a real ham, I know! 🤣
Grrrrr8 a hearing from ya!!
B res t regards ✌️ 🤠 Thad
You’re welcome!
Good write y'all!
Hii Orchidee!! 🐶 🐹🐹
Thank Qu!! 😆
Have a grrrrr8 Sunday!! 🙏
Best regards ✌️ Thad
I think you might be a bit scared to refuse Buddy if he was trying to sell you something, a call to be proud of where you are from, enjoyed the read.
Hii ya Tobani!! 🐶 👋
Thank you my friend! ☺️
Grrrrr8 a hearing from ya!!
Have a wonderful Sunday!! 🙏
Best regards ✌️ Thad
You are very welcome, You Too
In Japan, we often see people having fun modifying old American cars to their liking.
Hii Rin!! 👋😁
Thank you poetess!! ✌️
Nice hearing from ya!!
Nice of you to stop by!
Best wishes 🍀🤗🌹Thad
Good fun write Thad, I tend to buy British as it is a long way for me to come to USA to get a pint of milk, LOL
Andy
Hii ya Andy!! 👋 🐶
Thank you, 👍 I don't
blame ya, the USA is
a tad far to buy a car 🚗
Or a pint of milk! 😀 🥛
Best regards ✌️ Thad
The economy has become a bedroom community, so I’m happy for this humoristic piece! Makes for a lighter day 😊🙏🏻👍🏻🕊
Hii ya Arqios!! 👋 🐶 🚗
Thanks guy for stoppin' by!
Glad I could bring you
a chuckle or two!! 😆😜
Y'all have a grrrrr8 day!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
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